Fashion Fails: The Worst Celebrity Looks of the Month (October)

Croc skin and lace and crocheted colours is one thing (OK, three things that don't need to ever go together, ever again), but then there are those gold shoes — which clash with the buttons and the neon green in the sweater. And now there are no more words.

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That dress was already dead in the water but those boob pockets take Maria from six feet under to 12.

This is the kind of pattern you see on an Ikea tablecloth or a comforter from Homesense. And don't even get us started on the billowy (or is that pillowy, because they're as big as pillows?) sleeves that have taken over her body.

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A blue button-up does not come even remotely close to passing for a mini but, hey, at least she has that appalling lace bandage layer to distract us from it.

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Some designers will put a bedazzled sheer panel on anything — even a dead bird.

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There's so much reflective fabric here, we need sunglasses. And is that a skirt or shorts? Either way, they should be burned (along with the rest of the outfit).

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The actress is either using whatever creams and potions JLo is — or she is also some kind of vampire, but that doesn't mean she should be wearing sheer monstrosities such as this.

This should be perfectly harmless but, no. Because, really? More sheer. Haven't our eyes been tortured enough?

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The pleated, billowing sleeves, particularly near where the pouff tapers in, look like they're made of foam, which can't be breathable so it's not hard to imagine sweaty elbow pits. And those buttons (or are those seashells?) may be for the sake embellishment but they're so unnecessary. But then, to wear all that with black combat boots? Why even bother?

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Even Cher is looking at this, thinking, "Oh, dear, no." No excuses, Meghan.

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This has so much potential but because only the top button is buttoned up we not only see just how high-waisted her pants are but her legs also appear ridiculously long, almost like she's on stilts. Or plays in the WNBA.

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Had to double check but, yup, she's 23. This is just far too matronly on her.

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If your suit is going to have barnacles printed all over it, one would assume she'd have opted for a snazzier shoe. That's not to say a snazzier shoe would have helped because, again, BARNACLES.

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OK, this shouldn't be bad, and it really isn't that bad, but when the pants are that wide (you could fit two of her in one leg), then they definitely shouldn't be paired with a jacket that oversized. Because that takes it from sophisticated to just plain dumpy.

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There's cat-printed dresses and there are life-size cats on dresses. The latter should be a hard no every damn time.

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So, where does one begin with this? All. Of. This. The Bermuda shorts are unforgivable, along with the velvet cape over the multi-printed, zip-up, belted blouse/corset. But once you squint a little more, you'll also realize the top features unnecessary thumbholes, well, there are no more words.

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So this is the grown-up version of what Chloe Grace wore but the way the top (which also features thumb-holes — a blooming trend we need to ditch) falls around Jen's corset, makes it look like she's melting. And is she wearing stirrup pants? Because while we get that many things come back around sartorially, stirrup pants should not be part of that elite group.

This whole ensemble looks like it's straight out of an episode of Saved By the Bell except Kelly Kapowski would so pop that collar.

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She only looks half as irritated as we feel by the French maid top half of her outfit. And why the white handbag, which isn't even the same white as the doily and floral parts? WHY? We know she's one of the richest actresses on television in 2019, so there's no excuse for any of this.

So, even without looking at her feet, this isn't great. In fact, it looks like something she dug out from a chest in an attic at Mikey and Brand's house before coming across a legendary pirate's ancient map. But once your eyes move downwards and you see the footwear choice, you'll enter a whole new level of WTF.

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