Kids say the darndest things — and these tweets are the proof.
![Shut it Kids are embarrassing](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/House_Feminist
1 / 20
Shut it
Why don't they get when to use their indoor voices?
![What else are they good for? Breasts only pump out milk](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/TragicAllyHere
2 / 20
What else are they good for?
Drink up, buttercup.
![Truth Homework sucks](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/outsmartedmommy
3 / 20
Truth
Kid's got a point.
![What’s that now?](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/TheGladStork
4 / 20
What’s that now?
Aw, at least she's cute.
![Sharp-witted Toddlers should not be picking up knives](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/jessokfine
5 / 20
Sharp-witted
Er, maybe keep an eye on this one.
![Poopy face Kids are gross](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/daddyjew
6 / 20
Poopy face
That's about right.
![Um … Meatballs are made of meat, not balls](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/Playing_Dad
7 / 20
Um …
That's a spicy meatball
![Ouch Broccoli is yucky](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/JessLint
8 / 20
Ouch
That's gotta hurt.
![Spelling test Kids do not need to know how to spell](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/simoncholland
9 / 20
Spelling test
You never know.
![How dare you? Moms are princesses, not villains](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/marlebean
10 / 20
How dare you?
Son of a ... wait a second.
![Loud and proud No more whispering for this kid](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/JennyPentland
11 / 20
Loud and proud
Savage AF.
![Rain men No, it can't rain men](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn
12 / 20
Rain men
If only ...
![It’s the not knowing Toilet flushes, kid says](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/lilwestman
13 / 20
It’s the not knowing
Every parent's worst nightmare.
![Splish-splash Kid drops phone in toilet](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/CrazyExhaustion
14 / 20
Splish-splash
Because, this.
![No kisses for you Sometimes kids don't want to give kisses](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/ReasonsMySonCry
15 / 20
No kisses for you
There's love there, really.
![How old do you feel? Parents are OLD](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/MHoganSays
16 / 20
How old do you feel?
THIS OLD.
![What does this even mean? Kids are a little scary](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/FeralCrone
17 / 20
What does this even mean?
Shudder.
![Do they even know the vibe they’re putting out? Kids don't know when they're being creepy](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/kierstenwhite
18 / 20
Do they even know the vibe they’re putting out?
Cute but creepy.
![Send help Kids talking about death isn't always cute](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/dailydairydiary
19 / 20
Send help
Sleeping with one eye open since Nov. 19, 2016.
![THIS. Kids ask a lot of questions](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/andylassner
20 / 20
THIS.
All of this, all the time.
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