Kids say the darndest things — and these tweets are the proof.

Twitter.com/House_Feminist
1 / 20
Shut it
Why don't they get when to use their indoor voices?

Twitter.com/TragicAllyHere
2 / 20
What else are they good for?
Drink up, buttercup.

Twitter.com/outsmartedmommy
3 / 20
Truth
Kid's got a point.

Twitter.com/TheGladStork
4 / 20
What’s that now?
Aw, at least she's cute.

Twitter.com/jessokfine
5 / 20
Sharp-witted
Er, maybe keep an eye on this one.

Twitter.com/daddyjew
6 / 20
Poopy face
That's about right.

Twitter.com/Playing_Dad
7 / 20
Um …
That's a spicy meatball

Twitter.com/JessLint
8 / 20
Ouch
That's gotta hurt.

Twitter.com/simoncholland
9 / 20
Spelling test
You never know.

Twitter.com/marlebean
10 / 20
How dare you?
Son of a ... wait a second.

Twitter.com/JennyPentland
11 / 20
Loud and proud
Savage AF.

Twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn
12 / 20
Rain men
If only ...

Twitter.com/lilwestman
13 / 20
It’s the not knowing
Every parent's worst nightmare.

Twitter.com/CrazyExhaustion
14 / 20
Splish-splash
Because, this.

Twitter.com/ReasonsMySonCry
15 / 20
No kisses for you
There's love there, really.

Twitter.com/MHoganSays
16 / 20
How old do you feel?
THIS OLD.

Twitter.com/FeralCrone
17 / 20
What does this even mean?
Shudder.

Twitter.com/kierstenwhite
18 / 20
Do they even know the vibe they’re putting out?
Cute but creepy.

Twitter.com/dailydairydiary
19 / 20
Send help
Sleeping with one eye open since Nov. 19, 2016.

Twitter.com/andylassner
20 / 20
THIS.
All of this, all the time.
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