Kelly Dodd’s Totally Unhinged First Season of #RHOC

Kelly is the most controversial Real Housewife since Brandi first showed up on RHOBH.

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No you’re-da-ho

Kelly burst onto RHOC with a bunch of mom jokes. At first we thought Kelly would be a light, uplifting addition. When Meghan told her she bought a house in Idaho, Kelly snapped back: no, you’re-da-ho. We just shrugged like, LOL, new girl. We had no idea what was coming.

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Motherly advice

We should have known what to expect when we got a taste of Kelly’s motherly advice. When her daughter said someone was being mean to her at school, Kelly advised her, “Be mean back and they’ll never bully you again.”

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University of Spoiled Children

Things between Shannon and Kelly started off rough when Kelly picked up her phone, looked at her USC case and said, “University of Spoiled Children?” Shannon was having none of Kelly. She grabbed her phone back and deadpanned, “Successful” back at her.

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Team Vicki

Right away, Kelly decided she was Team Vicki. While Vicki was on the outs with everyone else, Kelly started having lunches with her and telling the rest of the women they were being mean to her. Then she started speaking Vicki to all of Vicki’s enemies. Tamra and Shannon did *not* want to “whoop it up” with her.

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The 70s party

The 70s party was when we first saw Kelly pop off. Right when she walked in, she said David looked like a pedophile in his costume.

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The 70s party

To be fair, Shannon’s friend Nina totally came for Kelly. She called her ghetto, followed by a laundry list of curse words. And, like, we don’t even think Nina even knew her?

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The 70s party

Kelly fought back, saying Nina looks like “every average Newport Beach chick.” Then turned to Vicki with a shrug, like, “Was that rude?”

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The 70s party

When Shannon tried to cut in, Kelly started yelling at her and calling her Mrs. Roper.

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The 70s party

Shannon tried to kick Kelly out, then Kelly WENT IN. First, she called Shannon f--king dumb. Then, the fatal blow: no wonder your husband cheated on you.

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The 70s party

It got worse. “I would not be friends with you because you’re so f--king ugly” are words she actually said.

11 / 21

The lunch from hell

After the 70s party, Kelly asked Shannon to lunch and we thought she was going to apologize. How naive we were. It started...sort of like an apology, but soon enough Kelly was screaming about how Shannon was a liar and her friends are ugly. Oy vey.

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Sushi meltdown

It was supposed to be a nice dinner party, but Kelly got wasted and went in on Shannon again, calling her a c-nt and Tamra a dumb f--k.

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Sushi meltdown

Heather swiftly chastised Kelly like a school child then kicked her out of Meghan’s dinner party.

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Sushi meltdown

Then she apologized so fast our head spun.

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Ireland

When the ladies went to a pub in Ireland, things got nasty real quick. First Kelly started flicking Vicki’s nose, then went on a rant about how sensitive the other ladies were. Then she told Heather she expected her to be able to take a joke better because she’s Jewish. It wasn’t a cute look.

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Ireland

Soon enough everyone was screaming and Tamra was climbing up on the chair. Even for an Irish pub, it was pretty turnt.

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Ireland

Then Kelly really twisted in the knife by saying it’s “no wonder” Tamra’s daughter doesn’t talk to her. Tamra did not receive the insult kindly.

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Ireland

After the other women excluded and ostracized Kelly, she flipped out in the middle of the night at the hotel. Then, on the ride home, sh-t hit the fan again. First she started telling Shannon to shave the hair on her chin. Then it got dark.