Fashion Fails: The Worst Celebrity Looks of the Month

So much sheer, so many panels, yet so grim. Basically? Straight out of Elvira's walk-in.

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The jacket pattern should've continued to the pants, but instead of matching the striping or the jacket itself, he went with poop brown.

Are those fishnet sleeves on a Laura Ingalls dress?

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Will never understand the puffy muff sleeves but with the elbow-length gloves? JUST HAVE REGULAR SLEEVES OR NO SLEEVES. It's not that hard.

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Part tuxedo, part coveralls, part Victoria's Secret funeral department.

Remember that show, V? This is totally something Diana would've worn. It's like lizard meets ice dancer.

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And this is Elvira meets Kardashian. Any Kardashian. Like this one or this one.

This could not be more "Grandma's drapes" than if she ripped them right off a Nonna's dusty living room walls.

Grown-up Joey Potter should just stick to a simple slip dress or something of the like.

Is it a dress? Is it a suit? Is it both? Is it awful? YES.

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This coat is so massive, her entire family can fit in it. But, hey, it makes for a lovely picnic blanket. For a family of four...teen.

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You can't look at this and not laugh. The shorts are one thing but that jacket. LOL. Have you seen The Umbrella Academy? The character Luther? It's like Chloe snagged this from his closet.

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The repeat offender (you'll see her again in a bit) is offending once more, this time in a perfectly fine dress that did not need this sheer black mummification element.

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What is even happening here? The pirate-y shirt, the blue miniskirt, the stretchy ankle boots, it's like if Pretty Woman's Vivian and Edward morphed into one super-outfit, this would be it.

The clashing, wonky fits are annoying enough but the parachute-like material takes it to another level of bad.

Just because the price is high, it doesn't make it fashionable. Have you seen some of the world's most expensive shoes?

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For this year's Met Gala, Katy should have tossed this Beauty and the Beast costume aside and channeled her "California Gurls" video. Because there was more camp in her whipped cream bra than this chandelier costume.

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But instead of changing into something out of Candyfornia, Katy went from light fixture to rubber burger with all the fixings and we'll pass on this as well, thanks.

Try to take your eyes off Kim Kardashian (who totally rocked it, btw, despite the extreme discomfort that corseted waist must've put her in) and look at the security detail next to her. Sorry, no, that's her husband Kanye in something that one would normally wear to take out the garbage. In fact, calling him one of Kim's bodyguards is an insult to her actual bodyguards.

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Literally head-to-toe Gucci does not mean it makes up the perfect Met Gala outfit. And going pant-less with a blazer and stockings that drive home the name "Dapper Dan" (a fashion designer who has collaborated with Gucci) doesn't make it either. And despite all the accessories (and there is a LOT) — she still looks underdressed.

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Ahh, just another Monday night for Em, who could've been blindfolded when she reached into her closet and picked this out.

It's almost tragic that Egerton plays Elton John in the upcoming film, Rocket Man, yet this was the best he could come up with. Did he learn nothing playing one of the campiest men in history?

You know, like these iconic stage costumes worn by your favourite stars ever.

She's basically the perfect blank canvas with which you can do anything, yet this is what she opted for: a shiny gold dress with black muff sleeves. Such a missed opportunity.

Separately, the suits are terrible. Together, it's like a train wreck of contrasting, wrinkly, ill-fitting proportions.

Fingers crossed Joe didn't wear something like this to his secret wedding.

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Futuristic and floral does not mean fantastic but, rather, quite frightful.

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Hot pants and a bra? The jacket almost seems like a joke.

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This feels very autumnal. Which would make winter right around the corner. So she gets points off just for that. All joking aside, perhaps a colour other than that deep emerald green would've made this more seasonally appropriate.

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Individually, the stark pinstriped shirt, brown shoes and brown belt would be fine with some regular pants but these floral bottoms look like the cover of one of those colouring books meant to relieve stress but is having the opposite effect.

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