Fashion Fails: The Worst Celebrity Looks of the Month

If Reese and her shiny hair isn't starring in a remake of Falcon Crest, she should be.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The dress itself is horrific but combine it with a fabric that shows Every. Single. Wrinkle. and nooooooooooooooooooo.

What in the holy hell is this? And if you're looking for any positives, the white shirt might've looked OK with those pants. Or the dress would've been fine on its own. But, no. Sigourney had to mess with all of us and put it ALL TOGETHER and then, to top it all off, wear boots with green bows.

Mind. Blown.

Looks good, right? A fun jacket over a black top and pants. But, wait. This is Evangeline we're talking about and she doesn't just wear pants. She wears ...

... culottes. Not jeans. Not a pair of wideleg trousers. Not even a dress. CULOTTES.

Was this poncho meant for The Rock or is Natalie just that teeny? Discuss.

The dress was fine until someone decided at the last minute to add sleeves and those cuffs. This dress would've been a better choice. Third time's a charm, non?

She resembles an overplucked ostrich, probably not the look she was going for.

Ugh. Totally allergic to this feathers trend.

Those horses are bad enough but the socks take it to even more heinous level. WHY?

She clearly got dressed in the dark, and grabbed the first things she could find including a kinder's mismatched socks, a two-year-old jacket and her school uniform skirt.

This is beyond hideous, an '80s nightmare gone awry. And are those buttons or prunes?

That isn't so much as peplum; more like two skirts in one. Soooooo, no.

The top is kicky, the skirt is fun, but together? It's just not cutting it.

Heidi's dresses have basically given up. Now they just melt off her body.

He clearly stole this from Jared Leto's closet.

The khaki skirt has no business being there (though, begrudgingly, a different colour could have worked) but is that a vest on the Canadian star? A shrug? Extra-jumbo backwards bib?

She's either nursing a muppet or simply can't let go of some Target kids bedding. Either way, shudder-inducing. And don't even with the purple plastic pants.

WTF is that jacket? Burn it, Shai, BURN IT.

She always gravitates to browns and while sometimes it's OK, all the time is not. So many patterns, so much material, so much brown.

It's like the rejects pile of a Fabricland 25-cent bin had a baby.

For more celebrity looks that'll leave you scratching your head, don't miss the last edition of the worst celebrity looks of the month.