20 Hilarious Marriage Tweets That Every Married Person Will Get

The only thing more special than two people and the bonds of holy matrimony are these tweets that keep marriage real. And relatable.

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It takes a special kind of tunnel vision

No, not maddening at all. *silently fumes*

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It’s all about communication

This counts, right?

There are some things no one needs to know about

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There are some things no one needs to know about

Truths.

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In good times and in bad

Saying the vows over and over again like a mantra usually helps.

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Patience has its virtues

August isn't THAT far away. Sigh.

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Sounds about right

Crafty little buggers.

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Meow!

The not-so-secret life of life with pets.

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It’s all a learning curve

Rhetorical questions are a huge part of married life.

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In one ear and out the other

And then — bam! Ridiculousness.

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It’s the little things …

... that can be the most annoying.

Marriage is really about who falls asleep earlier

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Marriage is really about who falls asleep earlier

Also, answering questions with questions is the status quo of marriage.

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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose

This is definitely a win.

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Sound familiar?

About 87% of all marriages is this.

OK, more like 99.9%.

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Sharing isn’t always caring

Be thankful for the little things.

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Complaining is a big part of marriage

Yeah, what is this all about??

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Why bother?

Honestly.

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The nerve

No, this, THIS is how murder mysteries begin.

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Give and take

Hey, whatever works.

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Maybe she was just concerned?

Nah, she was obviously annoyed, Darth Vader.

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It’s all in the details.

This is every marriage.

Love

Written ByDenette Wilford

20 Hilarious Marriage Tweets That Every Married Person Will Get

It takes a special kind of tunnel vision

It’s all about communication

There are some things no one needs to know about

In good times and in bad

Patience has its virtues

Sounds about right

Meow!

It’s all a learning curve

In one ear and out the other

It’s the little things …

Marriage is really about who falls asleep earlier

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose

Sound familiar?

Sharing isn’t always caring

Complaining is a big part of marriage

Why bother?

The nerve

Give and take

Maybe she was just concerned?

It’s all in the details.

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20 Hilarious Marriage Tweets That Every Married Person Will Get

It takes a special kind of tunnel vision

It’s all about communication

There are some things no one needs to know about

In good times and in bad

Patience has its virtues

Sounds about right

Meow!

It’s all a learning curve

In one ear and out the other

It’s the little things …

Marriage is really about who falls asleep earlier

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose

Sound familiar?

Sharing isn’t always caring

Complaining is a big part of marriage

Why bother?

The nerve

Give and take

Maybe she was just concerned?

It’s all in the details.

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