The only thing more special than two people and the bonds of holy matrimony are these tweets that keep marriage real. And relatable.

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It takes a special kind of tunnel vision
No, not maddening at all. *silently fumes*

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2 / 20
It’s all about communication
This counts, right?

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3 / 20
There are some things no one needs to know about
Truths.

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4 / 20
In good times and in bad
Saying the vows over and over again like a mantra usually helps.

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Patience has its virtues
August isn't THAT far away. Sigh.

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6 / 20
Sounds about right
Crafty little buggers.

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7 / 20
Meow!
The not-so-secret life of life with pets.

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8 / 20
It’s all a learning curve
Rhetorical questions are a huge part of married life.

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9 / 20
In one ear and out the other
And then — bam! Ridiculousness.

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10 / 20
It’s the little things …
... that can be the most annoying.

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11 / 20
Marriage is really about who falls asleep earlier
Also, answering questions with questions is the status quo of marriage.

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12 / 20
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose
This is definitely a win.

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13 / 20
Sound familiar?
About 87% of all marriages is this.
OK, more like 99.9%.
OK, more like 99.9%.

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14 / 20
Sharing isn’t always caring
Be thankful for the little things.

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Complaining is a big part of marriage
Yeah, what is this all about??

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16 / 20
Why bother?
Honestly.

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17 / 20
The nerve
No, this, THIS is how murder mysteries begin.

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18 / 20
Give and take
Hey, whatever works.

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19 / 20
Maybe she was just concerned?
Nah, she was obviously annoyed, Darth Vader.

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It’s all in the details.
This is every marriage.
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