The only thing more special than two people and the bonds of holy matrimony are these tweets that keep marriage real. And relatable.
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1 / 20
It takes a special kind of tunnel vision
No, not maddening at all. *silently fumes*
![It’s all about communication It’s all about communication](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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2 / 20
It’s all about communication
This counts, right?
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3 / 20
There are some things no one needs to know about
Truths.
![In good times and in bad In good times and in bad](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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4 / 20
In good times and in bad
Saying the vows over and over again like a mantra usually helps.
![Patience has its virtues Patience has its virtues](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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5 / 20
Patience has its virtues
August isn't THAT far away. Sigh.
![Sounds about right Sounds about right](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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6 / 20
Sounds about right
Crafty little buggers.
![Meow! Meow!](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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7 / 20
Meow!
The not-so-secret life of life with pets.
![It’s all a learning curve It’s all a learning curve](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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8 / 20
It’s all a learning curve
Rhetorical questions are a huge part of married life.
![In one ear and out the other In one ear and out the other](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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9 / 20
In one ear and out the other
And then — bam! Ridiculousness.
![It’s the little things … It’s the little things …](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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10 / 20
It’s the little things …
... that can be the most annoying.
![Marriage is really about who falls asleep earlier Marriage is really about who falls asleep earlier](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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11 / 20
Marriage is really about who falls asleep earlier
Also, answering questions with questions is the status quo of marriage.
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12 / 20
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose
This is definitely a win.
![Sound familiar? Sound familiar?](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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13 / 20
Sound familiar?
About 87% of all marriages is this.
OK, more like 99.9%.
OK, more like 99.9%.
![Sharing isn’t always caring Sharing isn’t always caring](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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14 / 20
Sharing isn’t always caring
Be thankful for the little things.
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15 / 20
Complaining is a big part of marriage
Yeah, what is this all about??
![Why bother? Why bother?](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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16 / 20
Why bother?
Honestly.
![The nerve The nerve](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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17 / 20
The nerve
No, this, THIS is how murder mysteries begin.
![Give and take Give and take](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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18 / 20
Give and take
Hey, whatever works.
![Maybe she was just concerned? Maybe she was just concerned?](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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19 / 20
Maybe she was just concerned?
Nah, she was obviously annoyed, Darth Vader.
![It’s all in the details. It’s all in the details.](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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20 / 20
It’s all in the details.
This is every marriage.
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