The Worst Breakups In The History of ‘Vanderpump Rules’

Stassi and Jax had the first big breakup of VPR. When we first them, they were a couple – but that lasted all of one episode. By the show’s second episode, there were cracks in the relationship.

The first big fight on the road to their breakup was about Scheana. See, Scheana was new at SUR and known only as Edie Cibrian’s mistress, so Stassi was *not* happy when the “homewrecking whore” (her words!) started flirting with Jax and rubbing in his sunscreen for him.

After fighting with Stassi over Scheana at work, Jax showed up to a Peter’s birthday and took seven shots without even saying hi to Stassi. She was not having it and dumped him after the party on the street.

On the scale of bad breakups (like, from 1 to 10, with 10 being James spitting on your door), Stassi and Frank’s was fine. Maybe a 3 or 4. They dated for, like, two weeks, then Frank dumped her on the street because she expected him to be at her beck and call.

Jax rebounded from Stassi with Laura-Leigh. He jumped into a relationship with her and they spent every day together until he suddenly and unceremoniously broke up with her after picking her up from an AA meeting.

Kristen and Tom’s relationship started to unravel when rumours circulated that Kristen slept with Jax. After they were confirmed, Stassi kicked off the breakup storm by slapping Kristen in the face.

When Tom finally confronted Kristen and told her he believed the rumours, all she would say was, “If you don’t believe me, it’s over.” And so it was over.

Just kidding! After all that, Kristen told Tom she did sleep with Jax and that was...enough for him? They decided to stay together – until season three rolled around.

There was one breakup to be had, though: the bro breakup between Jax and Tom. After Jax smugly refused to really apologize, Tom lunged at him and punched him in the face, drawing blood in the middle of the dining room at SUR.

Another dick move by Jax: in season three his girlfriend Tiffany got him and his friends a suite at a hotel in San Diego for a boys weekend, then Jax went and brought a girl back to it and slept with her. He tried to cover it up by saying he was helping her puke in the washroom (umm?) but Tiffany didn’t believe him (smart!). They broke up over the phone.

Kristen and James were doomed from the start, but the beginning of the end really came at Scheana’s wedding, when Kristen took off with her trainer, James followed, and the three of them had a screaming match in the parking lot that culminated in Kristen slapping James in the face.

Part one of the breakup saw James dump Kristen in the SUR parking lot, earning his douchebag stripes by announcing he already had a date for that night, while pulling a drag from a cigarette.

Part two: James comes to Kristen’s apartment to scream at her and tell her 1) she’s never going to get married 2) if she does, she’ll get divorced within the first three years and 3) she has nothing going on for her “but a sh*tty t-shirt line.”

The end of the end: James calls Kristen a “nasty slut” and spits on her door. Worst. Person. Ever.