The Winners and Losers of the Vandperump Rules Reunion

Can we talk about how Andy said hi to everyone but forgot all about Kristen? Ouch!

Whether Brittany did or didn’t hook up with Kristen (we did a v serious, v in-depth investigation on the matter, BTW), everyone’s still talking about it – and Brittany’s still PO’d.

The power alliance of Kristen, Stassi and Katie was in full force at the reunion, but instead of being a clique of strength, these three came off looking like mean girls who gang up on their enemies and refuse to take accountability for their actions.

Is Katie low-key the Glenda the Good Witch of WEHO? She showed actual humility when she finally apologized to Lala for being an absolute terror to her. The apology was late coming, but at least she got there – and that’s more than we can say for Kristen or Stassi.

Jax and Brittany did not sit together at the reunion (instead, Jax sat next to his mortal enemy/new friend, James). How bad was that fight in Kentucky? The two clearly talked about living together, but seemed on distant terms.

We were all set to brand James a Loser when *everyone* said they believed he cheated on Raquel, but then he went and did a hilarious impression of Stassi literally crawling back to the show on his hands and knees. Who know James could be this funny?

Lala once again refused to talk about her boyfriend. And, once again, she looked totally sketchy. Stassi made a valid point: if you’re going to be on reality TV, you have to be an open book. When you aren’t, it just doesn’t work – and it’s not working for Lala.

The ultimate winners of the reunion – and this season – are Jax and Brittany, because they’re the first of the cast to score their own spinoff. Get ready for Jax and Brittany squabbling over turkey sandwiches in a whole new setting.

SUR’s cooks finally got their due with their own reunion segment. These two see everything that goes down at SUR and their opinions about the cast are hilarious. In a just world, it would be these two getting their own spinoff.

Stassi precocious 12-year-old little brother Nikolai swung by the reunion to hilariously dole out advice to the whole cast. How did this kid get so wise? And can he move to L.A. already and become the mini maître d' of SUR?

She still doesn’t give a f-ck about Stassi. And Stassi still wants her to. That’s winning!

The finale of VPR gave us all the feels for Katie and Tom, but the reunion was a parade of reasons they shouldn't be together. It's hard to ignore the foreshadowing of Scheana and Shay – and easy to imagine these two heading in the same direction.

In an unseen clip, we see Carter going head to head with the guys. It's becoming clear he's on the outs of the male half of the group, so it's hard to see him getting more screen time next season.

Listen, we know we're supposed to feel shocked and appalled at Shay's behaviour, but we're kind of developing a crush on him. He got cute, right?