The Worst Real Housewives Products and Side Projects

Remember Lynne's cuffs? We used to cringe every time she made all the other OC Housewives try them on, like: girl, take that off your wrist.

Jacqueline never really explained why Blk water was black (...vitamins??) or why anyone would want black water. We can't believe this is still on the market.

You know when you get to the bottom of your bag of popcorn, and there's all the little, half popped kernels? Jacqueline made a line of snacks with just those tiny little disappointing kernels.

After episode after episode of discussing it, Sonja's toaster oven never materialized.

Chocolate raspberry coffee? Why didn't Kathy just stick to cannolis?

Listen, given how little interest he shows in his wife, it's nice to see there's SOMETHING Jim cares about, but it's also super weird that his life passion is selling candles.

If you, too, have been wondering where all the OC Housewives are getting their sparkly hashtag trucker hats, we found out for you: MeghanKingEdmonds.com.

Lisa loves to tell us how she got paid to be a spokesperson for Depends, and we love to watch her on repeat in a super uncomfortable ad for adult diapers. It's a win-win.

No side hustle in Housewives history has been as random as the time Phaedra decided her new gig was going to be funeral director.

Only one New York Housewife is known for necklaces, and that is the Countess.

Carole was a NYT best-selling author and respected memoirist well before the Real Housewives, so it was disheartening to see her sink to rush-releasing a book about her experience on RHONY that was tantamount to a collection of blog posts.

This is how Alexis explained the meaning of the word couture: "Couture is... A term on a design, a dress. It fits, I guess...super... rich."

Trampoline parks seem super fun, but we do not want to watch our Real Housewives run a small-time string of franchised businesses aimed at children. And if we want to watch a Housewife sweat, we'll go to Cut Fitness.

Kandi is a mega-successful songwriter and performer and she's launched a string of strong businesses, but her autobiographical play was one of the few flops – as we saw on RHOA. (The play's tour was eventually cancelled.)

An ill-fated brand that was cast aside following Vicki's breakup from Brooks, Vicki's booze line contained a product absolutely no one needed: bacon-flavoured vodka.

Was it even a charity?! The only thing that we understood about Kill All Cancer was that it was the tackiest way Vicki could try to bounce back from her boyfriend faking cancer. Following a swift, terrible reaction from consumers, Kill All Cancer was shut down, joining the graveyard of failed Housewives business ventures.