Take a look through the cast of Vanderpump Rules‘ modelling portfolios.
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Kristen and James
Back while they were still together, Kristen and James starred in a campaign together for the underwear brand Related Garments.
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James and Lala
Then after they broke up, James did pretty much the exact same shoot with Lala.
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It may not be the fashion campaign of every model’s dreams, but Scheana Shay has landed a handful of brand ambassador deals, including a campaign for the weight loss supplement Hydroxycut.
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We’ve all seen Trashy.com on RHOBH, but did you know Stassi once modelled for the lingerie store? Back when she was a brunette, Stassi did a steamy photoshoot for the retailer’s dominatrix line.
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Lala's done lingerie ads, too, and when they're both brunettes, she and Stassi actually look startlingly similar.
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Since gaining fame from VPR, Stassi also landed a handbag deal with Mary Lai and modeled her own collab capsule collection of Mary Lai handbags.
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The collection was made in partnership with Bodybinds Lingerie and Stassi was the star of the ad campaign for the collection.
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The shoot was a tasteful upgrade from Stassi's steamy Trashy.com days.
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The collection had a bondage theme, which is apparently Stassi's modelling expertise?
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We've seen Tom model on VPR, but one of his latest shoots was for a very special photographer. Wait for it...
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Joe Simpson. Yes, that Joe Simpson. Like, Jessica's dad. Just imagine Jessica's dad on a beach with Tom soaking in a suit, shouting at him, YES, TOM! POUT! YES! LOOKING SEXY!
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Joe Simpson really got Tom to brood. (This whole thing creeps us out, you?)
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Tom doing his thing on the runway in some neon-y activewear.
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Tom Sandoval on a Rock & Republic billboard is the most 2010 thing of all time.
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Jax may actually be the best model of the VPR crew. He's got a handsome everyman look – just generic enough for any product.
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See! Jax can sell a watch no problem.
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In his modelling heyday, Jax totally could have been an Abercrombie hunk.
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But can he sell a burger? There is no one we'd rather buy a burger from than Tom Schwartz.
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Look at Schwartzy's dorky catalogue model poses. So cute.
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Schwartz can brood, too! On the right: WHAT did I get myself into with this wedding? On the left: I'm sexy and wounded, please save me from Katie. Please.
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He's honestly just so adorable.