The Hottest Husbands of The Real Housewives

Jeremy takes the cake as the hottest husband on RHOD. He's a silver fox, very fit, and a heavily awarded war photographer. The total package!

There are very few Housewives husbands who can be described as rugged, but Jeremy certainly fits the bill.

Tamra's move from Simon to Eddie may be the biggest trade up in Housewives history. Simon was an angry, spiteful little man and Eddie's a gym-fit sweetheart. Well done on husband no. 2, Tamra. Well done.

Do you think Tamra ever texts Simon pictures of Eddie's abs?

Andy Cohen feels the same way about RHOC's Eddie Judge as we do.

Joey Gorga's our favourite RHONJ juice head. Joe's so hot that he makes being a juice head seem, like, not totally gross.

Can we talk about that body-ody-ody? Joe is JACKED.

BLUE STEEL!! Someone get this man a modelling gig.

Before things took a serious left on RHOA, Apollo was one of the finest specimen on television. He's handsome, charming, and has abs for days... but he proved to be a bit of a monster.

With all due respect to Brian from RHOD, Kroy is the uncontested hottest ginger in the Real Housewives' universe. Also, he's a BUILT pro football player. Swoon.

The cherry on top: Kroy's a family man. He even made Kim's girls a big part of their wedding ceremony to let them know he wanted to be a real dad to them.

And may we mention the behind? Kroy's butt was, after all, the reason Kim noticed him in the first place, years back during a Dancing With The Stars-style charity event in Atlanta.

Harry Hamlin is 64 (!) and is still a total babe. His hotness has stood the test of time. This is a man who has been able to use a senior's discount for almost a decade and, like, we're still feeling it.

Double H. As Lisa (always) says: it's Harry freakin' Hamlin!!

Harry's been hot forever. Harry was hot in the seventies and he'll be the hottest old man in some upscale Beverly Hills senior home.

Young Harry = so dreamy.

Does anyone else have a sneaking suspicion Meghan ended up on RHOC because Housewives head honcho (and baseball superfan) Andy Cohen had a crush on him? It's cool, Andy. We've got a crush on Jim too.

LBR, lots of baseball players erm... "fill out" once they retire. Jim's still as cut as he was during his pro baseball days. And he looks real good in those sportscaster suits, too.

The whole Mr. Mom thing is a VERY good look on Jim.

Kandi's husband Todd is a real cutie. Mama Joyce might have described him as "short with a big head," but we think he's adorable – and if we were going to get wifey'd up with any of the Atlanta husbands, Todd's the one we'd pick.

Todd has a total hip dad thing going on. He's not a regular dad. He's a hot dad.

All that, and he looks good in a suit to boot! Plus, he's a for-real business success, unlike some of the *other* Housewives' husbands we've met along the way (what's good, Slade?).

OK, OK, we get it – David's a cheater. We don't like that about him, but that's not what we're talking about. David's a silver fox. He's the kind of dad you see at the beach and then you go on "a walk" to linger near him and stare just a little too long for his wife's liking. (And, yeah, Shannon has reason enough not to like it.)

David owns his grey hair like no other Housewives husband. Plus, since he started hitting the gym – often with fellow hot husband Eddie – he's now maintaining quite the body.

He cleans up real nice too! David's not always (or even often) the perfect husband, but in terms of hotness, this dad's a major babe.

Our pick for THE hottest Housewives husband? Kyle's husband Mauricio. He's cute, fit, mild mannered and super successful. In the future, rich ladies in Beverly Hills will buy humanoid robots modelled after him.

Mauricio rakes in millions as a real estate agent, looks great in a suit, and, unlike some other Housewives husbands / boyfriends (sup Brooks Ayers, Ken Todd, James Marchese), he doesn't crave camera time, and is not angling to be a Housewife. As far as Housewives husbands go, Mauricio is totally it.

Let's just leave you with this throwback of a mega hot young Mauricio.