It’s the MTV Video Music Awards…what did you expect?
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Anyone else wonder WTF is happening? All we know there's nothing super about this.
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Catfish host Nev Schulman walked the red carpet with his pregnant girlfriend Perlongo. And in case you didn't know she was pregnant, she figured she'd wear no shirt under her open green blazer. But, hey, she didn't forget her booby chain.
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Another who forgot her shirt but at least her canary-hued hair, shiny gold pants and lunchbox bag distracts. Sort of.
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We expected something wild and daring and her sheer mint gown and feathered statement collar didn't disappoint. Hope the person sitting behind her isn't a shorty.
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The chevron-patterned jacket can't hide the bulge in his hammer pants. We're happy to see you too, Nick.
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The model's custom Moschino crop top and matching flared pants are one thing...
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...as is the designer's custom Moschino suit (not to mention his studded shoes)...
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Jeremy and Stella
...but then put the couple together and our eyes are bleeding.
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Chance the Rapper
The too-tight khaki overalls were a little too Chance the Farmer.
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The peekaboo, feathery jumper is wild but the VMAs are probably the only place she could get away with it so we're torn.
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We hate to question a young woman's stylish choices so maybe it's better if we don't say anything at all and you try and read our minds.
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Ally Brooke (centre)
The ladies of Fifth Harmony coordinated in bold black dresses but Ally (in the middle) left part of hers at home.
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The singer sure likes paisley, whether it's embellishing sheer sleeves or on pants made from fancy window dressings.
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The model is stunning but this see-through look, despite its bead accents, can't be comfortable.
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Jenni “J-Woww” Farley
We're not sure who's her inspiration — Elvira or Morticia Addams.
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Her semi-sheer ruched LBD was on-par with KK's wardrobe choices but the wet-looking hair just made her look like she was running late to the show.
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Michael Jackson is clearly his fashion inspo.
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With all the colours in her fringe-filled, how did she manage to choose pumps that didn't match?
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Maybe she doesn't look happy because her bits and pieces are thisclose to escaping.
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Her jumpsuit looked pretty normal until we examined it and saw a little something staring back at us. Actually, make that two somethings.
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Sequined jacket, tropical ombre pants and glittery Nikes? It takes serious flair to wear this.
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Her drapey boho dress with black piping looks like something you'd wear after sunning on the beach all day but, hey, at least she looks comfortable.
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She thought the blue lace train would make a statement and dress up her embroidered jeans. She thought wrong.
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We've come to expect eccentricity from Jaden so the sheer graphic tee underneath the knee-length block-pattern blazer didn't shock us.
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She might be trying to take away the quirky crown from Gaga, what with the sheer top, embellished lace, streamer-like trim, fur-accented jacket and giant platform shoes, So much going on.
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The rapper on Britney's latest track forgot to button his shirt. (P.S. How stunning was Brit?)