If you’re pregnant, ever been pregnant or even never had no plans to be, these tweets will still make you chuckle. Moms-to-be, you have our deepest sympathies but just remember, we’re laughing with you, not at you.

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1 / 40
No cookies for you!
Clever bastard.

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2 / 40
Rock ’em, no sock ’em
Barefoot's easier anyway.

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3 / 40
GIve and take
It's all about balance.

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4 / 40
Proud moments
Sadly, it won't be the last time either.

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5 / 40
Farts are funny
When you're past the point of caring.

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6 / 40
Timing is key
Just add an extra hour to everything.

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7 / 40
All the signs
But that would be too easy.

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8 / 40
Get real
And were bloated.

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9 / 40
No more sleep
Bye-bye, bladder control.

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10 / 40
Social misfits
Friends care. Followers, not so much.

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11 / 40
Don’t cheap out
You get what you pay for.

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12 / 40
Must-see TV
Oooh, just wait until she sees what she'll be watching once baby is born.

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13 / 40
If she didn’t know it before …
Here come the waterworks!

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14 / 40
Sharp dressed little man
And he'll outgrow most of them before he gets a chance to wear them.

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15 / 40
Not funny
Unless it's with a breeder, you'll probably just ruin the moment.

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16 / 40
House rules
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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17 / 40
Spring cleaning
So. Many. Totes.

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18 / 40
Fakeout
Probably better than admitting he woke her up.

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19 / 40
Whoomp, there it is
Heh.

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20 / 40
Women just KNOW
We get it.

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21 / 40
Bless you
Hey, it happens.

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22 / 40
Big problems
That hashtag though ...

Twitter
23 / 40
Gold medalist right here
So. Much. Grunting.

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24 / 40
Buh-bye
Is there a new doctor in the house?

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25 / 40
Craving everything
A woman's allowed to change her mind every now and again. And again. And again.

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26 / 40
Food issues
Oh, if only.

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27 / 40
Hot chocolate
Now it's all melty. (Not that it stopped her from eating though.)

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28 / 40
Argh
Revenge can taste so sweet.

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29 / 40
Brush it off
It is what it is.

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30 / 40
Back off
Burn, baby, burn.

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31 / 40
They’re not all bad
Sometimes they just know.

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32 / 40
Get ready to rumble
Watch out, her earrings are already off and her dukes are up.

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33 / 40
Take a deep breath
Oh, no, he didn't.

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34 / 40
Bogus baby
Spontaneous sweater pregnancies never work. But sometimes, neither does the real thing.

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35 / 40
No more cuddling
At least it's not forking.

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36 / 40
Kids say the darndest things
The DARNDEST.

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37 / 40
Smart mouth
Same goes for Mom.

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38 / 40
Old soul
Such wisdom for a little one.

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39 / 40
Desperate times
It's come to this.

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40 / 40
Things will change
When it starts all sweet and then, bam! Real life.
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