If you’re pregnant, ever been pregnant or even never had no plans to be, these tweets will still make you chuckle. Moms-to-be, you have our deepest sympathies but just remember, we’re laughing with you, not at you.
![No cookies for you! Cookies on the floor are out of reach](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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No cookies for you!
Clever bastard.
![Rock ’em, no sock ’em Lost socks are gone forever](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Rock ’em, no sock ’em
Barefoot's easier anyway.
![GIve and take Junk and organic is a good balance](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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GIve and take
It's all about balance.
![Proud moments Peeing pants for the first time](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Proud moments
Sadly, it won't be the last time either.
![Farts are funny Farts are funny](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Farts are funny
When you're past the point of caring.
![Timing is key Everything takes longer when preggers](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Timing is key
Just add an extra hour to everything.
![All the signs Pregnancy tests are evil](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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All the signs
But that would be too easy.
![Get real Pregnancy test ads are unrealistic](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Get real
And were bloated.
![No more sleep Pregnancy means peeing, a lot](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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No more sleep
Bye-bye, bladder control.
![Social misfits Facebook and Twitter react very differently](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Social misfits
Friends care. Followers, not so much.
![Don’t cheap out Dollar store pregnancies are a no-no](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Don’t cheap out
You get what you pay for.
![Must-see TV Social lives change when pregnancy happens](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Must-see TV
Oooh, just wait until she sees what she'll be watching once baby is born.
![If she didn’t know it before … Emotional roller-coaster](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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If she didn’t know it before …
Here come the waterworks!
![Sharp dressed little man Babies get so many clothes](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Sharp dressed little man
And he'll outgrow most of them before he gets a chance to wear them.
![Not funny Sex doesn't always equal pregnancy](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Not funny
Unless it's with a breeder, you'll probably just ruin the moment.
![House rules Pregnancy tests aren't usually wrong](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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House rules
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
![Spring cleaning Clothes no longer fit](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Spring cleaning
So. Many. Totes.
![Fakeout Water breaking is no joke](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Fakeout
Probably better than admitting he woke her up.
![Whoomp, there it is Sexy and he doesn't know it](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Whoomp, there it is
Heh.
![Women just KNOW Give up your seats for pregnant women](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Women just KNOW
We get it.
![Bless you Pregnancy brain is real](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Bless you
Hey, it happens.
![Big problems Big babies are never fun](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Big problems
That hashtag though ...
![Gold medalist right here Moving sucks when pregnant](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Gold medalist right here
So. Much. Grunting.
![Buh-bye Time for a new doctor](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Buh-bye
Is there a new doctor in the house?
![Craving everything Cravings change all the time](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Craving everything
A woman's allowed to change her mind every now and again. And again. And again.
![Food issues Don't steal a pregnant woman's food](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Food issues
Oh, if only.
![Hot chocolate Food gets stuck in all kinds of places](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Hot chocolate
Now it's all melty. (Not that it stopped her from eating though.)
![Argh Uncle forgets you were pregnant](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Argh
Revenge can taste so sweet.
![Brush it off Throwing up, all the time](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Brush it off
It is what it is.
![Back off Don't mess with a pregnant woman](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Back off
Burn, baby, burn.
![They’re not all bad Husbands don't always suck](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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They’re not all bad
Sometimes they just know.
![Get ready to rumble Death by pregnant woman](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Get ready to rumble
Watch out, her earrings are already off and her dukes are up.
![Take a deep breath Gasping for air after a flight of stairs](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Take a deep breath
Oh, no, he didn't.
![Bogus baby Fake babies don't count](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Bogus baby
Spontaneous sweater pregnancies never work. But sometimes, neither does the real thing.
![No more cuddling Spooning is no longer a thing](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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No more cuddling
At least it's not forking.
![Kids say the darndest things Kids don't get what happens in the womb](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Kids say the darndest things
The DARNDEST.
![Smart mouth Kids really don't get what happens in the womb](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Smart mouth
Same goes for Mom.
![Old soul Breastfeeding is tough](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Old soul
Such wisdom for a little one.
![Desperate times Crocs will save a pregnant woman's feet](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Desperate times
It's come to this.
![Things will change Kids will drain you](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
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Things will change
When it starts all sweet and then, bam! Real life.
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