Kristen Doute’s Biggest Freak Outs On Vanderpump Rules

During Pride in season two, Kristen read some innocuous texts between Ariana and Tom while they were still dating. Kristen confronted her, but Ariana was chill and didn't take the bait.

Kristen started welling up and loudly talking about Tom cheating on her in Vegas without a condom, like, while the customers were just trying to get a drink.

Poor Ariana was like: Just because Tom screwed around with some whore in Vegas, why does she have to get mad at me? (We feel you, b.)

Remember when Scheana gave Peter a lap dance and Kristen went nuts on her, accusing her of Single White Female-ing Stassi? A Kristen attack for the ages.

Scheana had no f’s to give. She was like: I’m better than this and I’m better than you.

Then there was the time Kristen lost her mind because Tom was bartending with Ariana. (Like, doing his job.)

She berated him a bunch, screaming at him and trying to get him to admit to cheating with Ariana.

Kristen then flipped on Lisa, trying to get her to ban Ariana from working with Tom. Lisa just sent her home, while we were on the couch shouting FIRE HER!!

After that failed attempt, Kristen gave Lisa an ultimatum: fire Ariana, or she’ll quit. Silly Kristen, no one gives Lisa Vanderpump an ultimatum.

When the truth finally came out that Tom told Ariana he was leaving Kristen and kissed her, Kristen – surprise! – flipped out and cursed Ariana out. Ariana was like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh, the Miami Girl sitch. Kristen dropped a bomb on SUR in the form of Tom’s supposed other woman, then screamed at Scheana on the patio, glass of wine in hand.

Then Kristen turned on her SUR manager, Diana, cussing her out, telling her to suck a dick and to f*** herself. It was the ultimate Kristen Doute freak out.

When Lisa sat her down for punishment, Kristen tried to say her telling Diana off was “the best it could gone.”

Then, it finally happened. Lisa fired her! She gave The Donald. It was glorious.

The whole kitchen celebrated. It was a cause célèbre at SUR!

Kristen getting fired was certainly not the end of her outbursts. Within a few days, she was causing a scene at Scheana’s wedding, slapping James in a drunken fight.

This season, we’ll admit: Kristen has changed. Instead of screaming her way through fights, she moans and cries her way through them. Progress!

We’ve seen a more subdued side to Kristen. She’s found what she’s always needed: a bigger villain. James stepped in to fill the role, disgusting us by spitting on her door. After that fight, we found ourselves somewhere we never thought we be: on Team Kristen.