If these tweets don’t get you into the holiday spirit, then you deserve that stocking full of coal.
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Despicable Mimi
Aaaaaand now it'll be stuck in your head until December 26th. You're welcome.
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Say cheese
You know who you are.
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Money talks
It's a win-win.
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Modesty is a virtue
This works too.
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Eat and run
The tip. That's where they get ya.
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Green monster
A tragic tale.
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Green with envy
Even more tragic.
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Dawn of the dead
Or maybe it's dating Justin Bieber? What other reason could there be?
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Mama knows best
Life as we know it.
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Puppies are magic
Just when you think everything is going wrong, this gloriousness happens.
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Tree’s a crowd
That's when you get up in the middle of the night and fix it so it no longer looks effed up.
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Help wanted
Christmas lights that go out are the worst.
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End game
Divorces have happened for lesser reasons.
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Daddy issues
The time of year when men's stubbornness really shines through.
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Red hot
Fact or fake news, that is the question.
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Killer instincts
"Um, 911, this is an emergency?"
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Battle to the end
Me-ow.
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Birthday wishes
This must be what Chrissy Teigen feels like whenever she gets mentioned on Twitter.
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Letter perfect
Funny what an extra letter can do for a sentence.
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Bottoms up
This might be the only way to get through the holidays.
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