Fashion Fails: The Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week

Despite the look on her face, her dress is anything but boring. Paired with that bright and furry wrap, she's basically a muppet.

Help, the supermodel and her jumper are being eaten alive by that bow!

You wouldn't know this if we didn't tell you but Priyanka is wearing a romper, apparently the one only sold in nunneries. Way too boring for this beauty.

It's like she lost a fight against a pirate, what with that jagged hemline and droopy off-the-shoulder neckline.

If only it was made of material that left a little to the imagination, and not this sheer stuff that we can see through to her white bra. Not OK, Maria.

Is it pants or a skirt? Or, worse yet, pants with slits? Shudder. But what's worse (which we didn't think was possible), if you look closely, the drapey top and neck cuff don't match the bottoms. So much wrong.

The model thought it would be OK to wear her shorty robe to the premiere.

The gown with embroidered overlay and train is a bit much for the premiere of a Jason Statham movie, no?

From far away, it's OK but up close and we realized the top is a corset that looks like it's squeezing the life out of her. Then there's that knee-level seam that's cut across for no reason. We're being picky, we know, but she just doesn't look comfortable.

Speaking of uncomfortable, how does she sit down in this thing? At that point it's a belt, right?

The corset-like top of the busy jumper combined with the blousey pant legs tucked into those pointy booties is too much for our eyeballs to handle.

In case you were wondering, off-the-shoulder leather jackets DO exist. And with that mock-neck tank underneath, it's like a Sandy from Grease costume gone wrong.

All he had to do was match the jacket and the pants and this would've been fine. Instead, we got this. Sigh.

If she was going for the Matrix look, she wins. But we don't think that's what she was attempting so, really, we all lose.

Good grief, why do women think this is a look that works?

Sure, she performed at this Hamptons party but don't you bring a change of clothes and not walk around the mansion of the wealthy-yet-casually-dressed wearing something from one of her video shoots?

Of course, the opposite could be said of Gwen who changed from her performing clothes of cool baggy pants and sheer top with cutouts to this tie-dyed mess.

Yes, it's J.Lo, she looks good in everything. But could she not give it a rest for one night. The only way she looks underdressed is if she were standing next to Ciara the entire time. Again, it's a Hamptons party. Casual and chill, not low-and-show 'em if you got 'em.

The top is great (as a top or lingerie) but these too-small, too-cropped pants need a wood chipper, pronto.

Her rumpled, ill-fitting dress and boring shoes almost makes us miss the dreamy dude by her side. Almost.