Fashion Fails: The Worst Celebrity Looks of the Month (November)

Part ice dancer, part video game character. In other words, NO.

Hmm, maybe she should've wore one of these sweet slip dresses.

Speaking of hell, how about this leather/suede/vinyl business? Fingers crossed this is the last time we are forced to swallow this image with our eyes.

Wonder which zodiac sign would dump you for this terrible combination.

Um, we don't get it. Is that tulle bit an overlay or actually attached to the dress?

Totally something Celine Dion would wear, non?

It's attached. Sigh. More like a tulle messenger bag but without the strap. Just sheer, bejewelled fingerless gloves to pair with it.

Oy, this don't impress us much. (Sorry, had to. The moment called for it.)

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It's like she fell asleep in a nutcracker's house, woke up, had to rush out and threw the first things she could stumble upon because her contacts weren't in. (Now, we don't know if Amber actually is visually impaired or if she has 20/20 vision but this is really the only acceptable reason as to why she's wearing this outfit.)

This would've been so, SO good — had Versace opted for solid black material. She's already showing a lot; why do we need to see everything?

Also? That man grimacing in the pic is Banks' husband, Max Handelman. Max, we feel ya.

Fashion trends that are still hanging on, even though they need to be cut TF off.

No, really. EVERYTHING.

This dress initially appears simple but the groovy, shiny, rusty velvet does absolutely nothing for her.

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From far away this looks OK but upon closer inspection, the sleeves look as though they've been torn off a green blazer and Frankenstein-ed onto this shirtdress. The actress/rapper is usually flawless but even she — and those amazing shoes — can't save this.

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Also normally reliable, Sofia wore a giant set of bedsheets that absolutely took over her body like the blob. Or is trying to drag her down. Basically, we're shocked she made it out of the Latin Grammys alive.

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She's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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It's like she got dressed in the dark because that top could not go less with that skirt. Oy.

It's like things are growing out of her, like sort of flesh-eating disease, and the result is the train being vomited out the back. Shudder.

Oh, Carrie, why not a slip dress instead? They'll forever be in style.

It's the gown version of someone waking up and being tangled up in bedsheets.

A little bit country, a little bit rock 'n roll, all kinds of ridiculousness.

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First off, there's the camel suede jacket. Then there's the chevron-printed shirt unbuttoned in Simon Cowell fashion. Then there's the purple paisley pants. THEN there are the brown non-descript shoes. And it's all capped off with that necklace. Deep breaths, people. Deep breaths.

The direction of this dress looks interchangable, like it can be worn this way, then flip it upside down and it can be worn that way. But we can all agree that this shouldn't be worn any way. Right??

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Why is that everything he wears is too tight, too shiny, too ... THIS?

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The suit is perfection — but that giant origami-like napkin perched on her shoulder like an albino parrot needn't be there.

This is much too matronly. Is that what becomes of a young woman's fashion sense after she's dated Pete Davidson?

There's oversized done right and then there's wearing your grandfather's suit and it's literally hanging off you. This is the latter.

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Basically a glorified trash bag with pinstripes for added flair.

If she needs a name for an amazing celebrity stylist, we have several handy.