Fashion Fails: The Worst Celebrity Looks of the Month

Is that a nude unitard or an optical illusion? Discuss. Then please reveal your findings after because we’re still gobsmacked.

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Just to add to the confusion.

Built-in chaps, for those who don’t like to go full-on with their chaps, like Rita.

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School marm meets “Surrey With a Fringe on Top.”

Bagginess at its finest. Did we say finest? We meant frumpiest.

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Hear us out, Beliebers. Even Justin was having doubts on this dumpiness.

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The sleeves – er, “sleeves” – are a problem in itself but why does Shania always want to emphasize her stature? She’s almost Smurf-like, thanks to this floor-sweeping dress.

The pattern on this would easily fit into Rose, Dorothy, Sophia and Blanche’s living room or lanai. And any chance we can put a stop to the raw hems?

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Her poor boobs and that poor button-down. They're being stifled, seemingly beyond repair, by that corset. And are those… lace bicycle shorts?

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Nope, it's not Halloween but the confusion is understandable. Not sure what's happening here but if the goal was to resemble a combination of all the animated characters on the wall behind her, mission accomplished.

The eyes all over this dress is to replace yours after they've fallen out of your head. She's a giver, that Greta.

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If you start at the top, it seems lovely (though a tad shiny). But a slow scroll down (don't do it quickly, you'll lose the effect) will provoke the same reaction Jennifer Garner had when she first saw ex-husband Ben Affleck's giant Phoenix tattoo. Bless Eiza's heart.

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You know how you sometimes want a lot of textures with the things you eat? Yeah, the same can't (or shouldn't) be said about a dress. And Suki's dress is ... a lot. The intricate embellishments, the swaths of tulle, and then the fur muff cuffs? A LOT.

If only Suki left her coat on. And stayed in a darker part of the room.

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Remember those fem-bots from the Austin Powers movies? This is what they should've worn when firing bullets from their chest.

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No, wait. These ARE the fem-bots from the Austin Powers movies.

This is just very '90s boy band, no? Which is obviously not a look anyone goes for — not even former members of N'Sync.

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Ashley doesn't seem the least bit concerned that her giant garter is slipping. Seriously, though, how much stretch does that thing have? Like, can she hug people or do her arms have to stay straight down the entire time?

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That shirt's on backwards, we're assuming.

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