Fashion Fails: The Worst Celebrity Looks of the Month

Salma is tiny — in size and in stature. Sometimes you can't tell but in this case, the sheer bottom half just cuts her right off, emphasizing that tininess. Now, if that was her goal, OK then, but short people don't usually love putting a spotlight on their height so, we're just doing simple fashion math here, people.

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Janelle normally captivates us with her gorgeous and epic sartorial choices. Here she let the dress do the work and, well, it's not working. Because there's spellbinding, and then there's THIS, which is only making our eyes hurt. And now we're getting veeeerrrrryyy sleeeeeeeepy...

Don't even know what to say about this except, why, Cate? Why??

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Here it is, this time in all its "glory."

(Our apologies for inflicting this on you twice.)

Sooooo, fishnet sleeves are a thing now.

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We really tried to accept these two patterns together but our eyes simply wouldn't allow it.

The colour of Nickelodeon slime — set to a disco ball. Burn, baby. Burn.

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When moths attack!

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It started off as a denim, bedazzled straitjacket before she realized she couldn't get if off, so her legs decided to cut their way out. And don't even get us started on the (faux?) fur/pinstriped nonsense on top.

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It's like a scrunchie. For the girls.

Why can't shirts just be shirts and jackets be jackets?

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If Silence of the Lambs were in fashion form, this is it. Because this could not look more like pelts of human skin, right?

Thud. (For Billie's next outfit.)

Crunchy court jester, only because that dress looks like it makes a LOT of noise during any sort of movement. But even in a game of freeze tag, this is still dreadful.

A bra as a top is never ideal but — is that the actual shape of the cups or is that some sort of weird camera angle?

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This begs two questions, one honest, one rhetorical. First, which NBA star's closet did she steal this from? And, second, she's on stilts, right?

The halter neck doesn't go with the season, and it's making the bosom area stretchier than it needs to be. But it's the lace detailing that transforms this LBD into the kind of dress found on the clearance rack of that one store at the mall that sells prom dresses all year round.

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Note to self: Victorian parachutes are not enough to cover filthy-bottomed, wrinkled-beyond-repair pants.

The animal print was a fun idea but then one sleeve abandoned her when that pink sash entered the picture and it was all downhill from there.

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This is a little too scrubs meets dojo, no?

But remember a while back when she made happy headlines for that drastic celebrity haircut she got? There's always that.

It's like Barbie, the princess and the popstar threw up all over J-Simp. Very on-brand but also still a lot.

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This year, the BAFTAs asked its attendees to wear something sustainable — and of all the things in Kate's royal walk-in to recycle, THIS is what she chose. How it still remained in her closet and wasn't actually recycled is beyond us.

Let's be honest, the royal is much better at fabulous winter coats.