Fashion Fails: The Worst Celebrity Looks of the Month

This is a little Annie Lennox, a little Bowie and a lot of copper and gold lamé. The whole look is A LOT.

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It's pure coincidence that for the first time in a long time we mention K-Stew's sartorial choices and her ex also happens to be showing off his questionable style in the same week. Seriously, we hope you weren't drinking when you clicked on this because if you were, it was likely reminiscent of a spit take.

LOL. Come ON. She's just messing with us, right? Because it's like she has pillows for arms.

Is an actual top too much to ask for nowadays for this fashion fails repeat offender?

You know that store in the mall that has prom dresses featured in their window displays all year round? This one was snatched right off the centre mannequin.

Paulson's always been quite the risk taker. Sometimes she's a hit (like when she wore black at the 2018 Golden Globes), other times she's the worst celebrity look of the month. And this one should have hit the reject pile. Aside from looking both uncomfortable and itchy, this red garbage bag also looks like it would make a lot of noise. And no one wants to hear whooshing with every step she takes.

If The Great Muppet Caper took place in the world of The Matrix, she would be the lead.

Waist up? Totally fine. But what in the holy hell is happening to the bottom half, where the sweater "dress" splits apart to reveal what can only be described as some sort of tarpy tablecloth which also splits apart? Again: Holy. Hell.

She joked about this dress on Instagram but, really: what is happening? Is it even a dress? Or is that a coat and the dress is the asymmetrical pinstriped part draping her left leg? Whatever the answer is, we need to lie down.

If there was a Fashion Fails award for worst EVER, this one ranks up there. Easily, top three. Should we be this irritated by a "dress"? Because we are.

She obviously isn't ornithophobic because there is no way she could put this on and keep it on. It's like birds swooped in, then decided to nest, all while continuing to flap their wings wildly. Shudder.

Sometimes Emma just fails at fashion.

She's the real-life version of what's on Emma's dress. Yikes.

It's like the flowers were leeches and Rachel decided to take a dip in the scuzziest pond. Those shoes, though, are awesome as hell — just not enough to save the rest of it.

Apparently the theme of the BAFTA Tea Party was the busier the dress, the better? Poppycock! The Daily Mail described this as a floral print. While it can be conceded that the odd bit of plant life is on display, it appears to mostly be comprised of barnacles and underwater creatures with loads of tentacles. One shouldn't be confused for the other.

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It's like she put on a skirt and then decided, "meh, let's hike this baby up to my neck and see if anyone notices." We did, and we are weeping for what might've been.

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From the plaid pajama-like shorts suit (complete with shiny gold buttons and sheer pockets), the matchy-matchy brogues, the striped crew socks AND a black puffy coat on top, there's just too much going on here.

Too much going on is kind of Yara's specialty. She had one of the worst celebrity looks of the year.

Yes, the elements obviously played a huge part in this huge nightmare, but this is just ridiculous. There are other, cuter ways to stay warm.

Her New Year's Eve figure skating costume is complete, right down to the boots that can almost pass for skates. Soooo, no.

This New Year's Eve outfit has so much going on, from the pattern to the zippers to the sheer top over the black bra. Speaking of trends that need to go bye-bye, sheer outfits can go too, thanks.