Fashion Fails: The Worst Celebrity Looks of the Month

So napkins hanging off skirts is a thing now. Huh. Too soon to add it to the list of trends that should never come back?

How many of y'all just wanna rip the sheer overlay right off?

This mish-mash of black mesh with the blue-and-black ornamental fan-like striping is doing Kelly zero favours.

Those pants. Half sheer, half eyelet, totally awful.

Cutouts? Meh. Smocked sleeve with poufy shoulders? Ugh. All that excess fabric pooling at her feet? WHY?! The colour's nice though.

OK, a lot of bad fashion has been covered over the years but I can say unequivocally that this is the worst thing ever. LOOK AT IT ALL, if your eyes aren't rapidly blurring beyond your control.

She ducked out of her appointment with her gynecologist but was in such a rush she forgot to grab her clothes. At least she didn't have a wardrobe malfunction like these celebs.

Mixing patterns is a risky endeavour — and this failed colossally.

This is the flounciest thing you will ever see. No, really, those are basically curtains on her legs.

At this point, I wish I was getting strangled by a giant snake.

One part tablecloth, one part cupcake liner and one part kitchen valance equals tragic. Add it to the list of unusual celebrity fashion trends that has us scratching our heads, stat.

She is stunning but even she can't save this puffy, flare-y monstrosity.

Even if one side of the jacket didn't hit her ankle, this still wouldn't work. But one side of the jacket DOES hit her ankle and it's that much more annoying.

Speaking of the '80s, January's hair and makeup is straight out of a Debbie Gibson video but it's the hoodie-and-sheer skirt combo that grates more.

She always looks like she's in costume, doesn't she? This time around, it's the technicolour version of Madonna circa 1982. So, no.

This is the kind of thing parents might want to putting on their kids at amusement parks so they never lose them.

But what is it exactly? A catsuit? A onesie? A trippy speed skating uniform? We might never know. Whatever it is, it's dreadful. Dig the bold lip, though. (Gotta throw her a bone somehow.)

This Muppet dress is the kind of thing Keke Palmer wears as wraps on the regular. Sooooo, no.

This one kind of just renders a person speechless — and not in a good way. Is it supposed to appear as though someone chopped off the top half and the dress (coat?) is now peeling away from her body like a banana? And then the bottom remnants of a pinstripe button-down? Enough already, designers. Just stop.

My head hurts.

Oh, if only this was more of a billowing, tent-y, hippie caftan. Instead this tiered and ruffly dress looks super-dated making her look out of touch. The colours are fun, at least.

It's like ruffles threw up on her. And the woman next to her is like, "Why? Why those shoes?"

The colours are lovely but what in the holy hell — are those harem bell-bottoms? With a sumo waist? Basically a crime against fashion.

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