James Kennedy is (was!?) SUR’s resident DJ. He’s also Vanderpump Rules‘ resident douchebag.
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James vs Tom
Tom is now one of James’ only allies, but remember when he shoved James to the floor with a palm to the face? James age shamed him, calling him for being a 31-year-old (ancient to James!) and Tom went ahead and gave him a very serious talk-to-the-hand.
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The trouble always starts when James drinks. Sober, he’s usually pretty sweet. But he’s a nasty drunk. And he lies! Remember how Kristen used to babysit him, count his drinks, and stop him from drinking hard liquor?
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At Scheana’s birthday one year, James basically poured a whole bottle of Fireball into his face and started waving his arms around in everyone’s faces yelling, “That waaaaasss soooo craaaazzzzy guuyyyyys.” He’s that guy at the party. Douche!
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Then he started hitting on Scheana’s friend Jenna while his girlfriend watched from, like, ten feet away. Jerrrrrrrrk.
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Then he brought Jenna home with him and wouldn’t even look Kristen in the eye when he lied to her about it.
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Let’s just review what James had to say about his cheating: “I feel bad about lying to Kristen, but at the same time, I had good sex with Jenna. I don’t regret what happened with her.”
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Or what about when he asked Lala out before he’d broken up with Kristen? His exact words to her: “Do you like f--king other people’s boyfriends?”
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When James and Kristen were breaking up, James actually pointed at his face and said, “See this? You’re never going to have it ever again.” The height of douchery.
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Then he announced he already had a date lined up for the next night and shouted at her, “Have a nice life, Kristen Doute!” Like, why the full name??
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More douche behaviour: showing up at SUR with claw marks and hickies all over his body in a tank top, showing off his two-timing for the whole restaurant to see. Oh and, BTW, it was *another* girl. He was already two-timing Lala after their first date!
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The door spit situation
When James and Kristen finally finally finnnnnallllly broke up, like, for real, James called her a “nasty slut” and spit on the front door of her apartment. Classy!
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How he treats his colleagues
When James was on fire, he really knew how to treat his colleagues.
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The look of disappointment on Ken's face is haunting.
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When James pointed at Katie and asked if she was pregnant, we wanted to jump into the TV and strangle him. What. A. Jerk.
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Then he poured himself a drink and tossed it towards a table full of his coworkers, crotch first. Again: super classy.
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Tom Sandoval called James out on telling Katie she looked pregnant, saying he’d be mad if James said the same thing to Ariana. But James was just like, “She doesn’t look pregnant, does she? Ariana is still hot as f--k.” Like, kid. You. Aren’t. Getting. It.
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When James apologized for his behaviour to Scheana, he barely even looked at her. He just hummed out an “I’m sorry” and checked his cuticles. Like Scheana said: “The most disingenuous apology ever.”
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After apologizing to Katie, James admitted in his confessional he didn’t mean a word of it, all, “If I called you fat and didn’t really think it, why would I call you fat? I probably won’t say it again to your face, but do I still think it? Obviously.” J E R K.
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James’ latest debacle: one of the hostesses, GG, said she hooked up with James, who has a new beauty queen girlfriend. James had a total scumbag denial: “I’m driving around in an Aston Martin, do you think I’m going to jump in this Honda Civic?” Just uggggggggggh.
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Then finally, after a screaming match with GG in the middle of SUR and about a thousand slaps on the wrist, Lisa finally did it. She fired him! See ya later, DJ Douchebag!
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Written ByRuss Martin