Charting the Hookups of Southern Charm

The very first time we met Thomas he was chasing after Danni, trying to court her by letting her know he learned to play bocce ball in prison. (It was a weird come on.) Soon after, we got our first romantic twist: Danni had already dated one of his friends.

Danni and Shep dated prior to season one of SC. Back in season one, he was still playing hot and cold with her, trying to keep one foot in the game – but that didn’t stop Thomas from trying to scoop her up.

It wasn’t like Thomas only had eyes for Danni. Kathryn became his second date of the very first ep of SC. Well, if you consider what they had a date. They met at Whitney’s party, then ended up waking up together the next day.

For a while, Shep seemed like he wanted to settle down. He was dating a yoga teacher named MJ who was super sweet. But it turned out she was also still sweet on her ex.

Then – and this happened so fast our heads spun – Shep jumped from MJ to Kathryn, who, BTW, Craig had been pursuing.

Let us never forget Shep’s pickup line on Kathryn was “I want to take you home and use you.” And it worked!

The love triangle saga continued quickly turned into a three-way pregnancy scare. Kathryn didn’t know who the father was: Shep or Thomas. (Spoiler: It was Thomas)

One more twist to already tangled web: Kathryn and Whitney hooked up and tried to keep it a secret. When Thomas found it, it blew up in everyone’s faces. (Which was a delight to watch!)

Were Whitney and Brandi a couple? Well, let’s just say it was very unclear what Whitney needed assistance with. She disappeared after season one, but back then there were rumours they shared a bed.

For a longtime, Whitney had a girlfriend named Larissa who’s low-key a super famous model and actor in Germany (for real!). TBH, though, she’s a total Who??? to us.

By season two Thomas was romantically linked to a new woman – despite becoming a dad. They both denied it, but Kathryn believed Thomas hooked up with Jennifer. (And, LBR, so did we.)

In Landon’s mind, she and Shep are the Ross and Rachel will-they-won’t-they couple of SC. In reality, it seems like they maybe had a casual hookup back in their college days, but now Shep has no interest because he’s a man child. ANYWAYS, this one’s a non-starter.

The real big will-they-won’t-they couple of SC? Thomas and Landon! Except it’s more like when-will-they-admit-they-already-did. It seems pretty clear these two hooked up. And if the teaser this season opened with was any indication, it seems like they might actually become a for-serious couple.

Last but not least, the two stable (ish!) couples of SC. First: Craig and Naomie, who are actually pretty cute. Naomi's a catch and Craig seems to know what he's got.

And, finally, if you’re wondering about Cameran, she’s happily married, but her husband Jason doesn’t appear on the show. We mostly know him as the voice on the other end of the speakerphone.