Nothing says love like a parent hilariously griping about their family life in 280 characters or less.
![Who’s the boss? Always getting bossed around](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/TheCatWhisprer
1 / 50
Who’s the boss?
Not this guy.
![Drill ’em up Mom doesn't know if she's capable of using a drill](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/Elizasoul80
2 / 50
Drill ’em up
Power tools can be scary.
![Clean is overrated It takes a lot to keep a messy house](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/Fiveoclockmommy
3 / 50
Clean is overrated
It takes work.
![Bathtime’s the wrong time Mould on bath toys](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/PetrickSara
4 / 50
Bathtime’s the wrong time
Dirty no matter how you look at it.
![Too much TV Overanalyzing kids' shows](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/MartinBelam
5 / 50
Too much TV
Perhaps a little too invested?
![Dance dance evolution Hell is a dance club](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/thedad
6 / 50
Dance dance evolution
Paw Patrol has nothing on this.
![Read aloud Have fun with reading](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/amydillon
7 / 50
Read aloud
Proud mommy moment.
![New wave Kid mistook a fish tank for a device](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/simoncholland
8 / 50
New wave
Technology's a b*tch.
![Hot dog! Picky kid only likes what's inside a pig-in-a-blanket](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/copymama
9 / 50
Hot dog!
Taking food fights to a whole new, frustrating level.
![Cheesed Eating a grilled cheese sandwich can be time-consuming](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/TheCatWhisprer
10 / 50
Cheesed
Patience has its virtues.
![Talk ‘Em Down Kids outings are like hostage situations](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
11 / 50
Talk ‘Em Down
Just don't be armed or dangerous.
![Fancy Feast Trying to be fancy, not working](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
12 / 50
Fancy Feast
Just roll with it.
![Hopeless Cause Toddlers rule all](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
13 / 50
Hopeless Cause
At least he's not in denial?
![Bad Ideas Having dogs and kids](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
14 / 50
Bad Ideas
What was I thinking?
![Dare To Dream Bucket lists are a little different post-kids](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
15 / 50
Dare To Dream
How times have changed.
![Such Is Life Kids own you](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
16 / 50
Such Is Life
That's just cold.
![Panic Attack Peace and quiet can be scary](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
17 / 50
Panic Attack
Parents can't ever just celebrate the wins.
![Anger Management Toddler frustrations are hard to watch](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
18 / 50
Anger Management
Not to mention the steam coming out of their ears and eyes turning red.
![Cleaning House A messy house is a fact of life](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
19 / 50
Cleaning House
At least it's not a real-life Jenga.
![Fuhgeddaboudit Never tell a woman to 'calm down'](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
20 / 50
Fuhgeddaboudit
Why bother?
![Movin’ On Up You'll never have to help anyone move again](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
21 / 50
Movin’ On Up
It has its advantages.
![Slacker Situation They're the boss, baby](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
22 / 50
Slacker Situation
A rare breed, always seeing the good.
![Picture Imperfect Where have all their other drawings gone?](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
23 / 50
Picture Imperfect
If we cross our fingers behind our back when we lie, that's OK, right?
![Comfort Is Key Choose comfort above all else](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
24 / 50
Comfort Is Key
Don't worry, be happy.
![Shoe Business Kids have a way of tossing their shoes](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
25 / 50
Shoe Business
It's what they do. Sigh.
![!!! Kids don't know how to whisper](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
26 / 50
!!!
Damn you, teacher!
![Judge Dread Judging other kids is a part of parenthood](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
27 / 50
Judge Dread
We are a judgy bunch.
![Sick and Tired Parents live daylight savings every morning](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
28 / 50
Sick and Tired
What's sleep?
![Argh Kids can never get snacks themselves](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
29 / 50
Argh
There are not enough eyeroll emojis in the world.
![All The Feels Kid wants to marry the cat, Mom just wants homework done](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
30 / 50
All The Feels
Almost all.
![Typical Toddler They always want what they don't have](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
31 / 50
Typical Toddler
Murphy's Law and all that.
![Food For Thought We always eat what they don't finish](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
32 / 50
Food For Thought
It's a parent's meal plan.
![Bathroom Blues All parents want to do is shower in peace](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
33 / 50
Bathroom Blues
Just five minutes. That's all we ask.
![Cheese Whiz Quesadillas and grilled cheese sandwiches are one in the same](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
34 / 50
Cheese Whiz
You have to pick your battles.
![Never Happens Parents never leave on time](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
35 / 50
Never Happens
Are we in an alternate universe?
![Bacon Me Crazy Never share food with a child](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
36 / 50
Bacon Me Crazy
All of this.
![Sigh of Relief When someone helps you hide the chocolate](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
37 / 50
Sigh of Relief
It's amazing when you find a person who just gets you.
![Riiiiiiight?! An empty house is a clean house](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
38 / 50
Riiiiiiight?!
Ah, the dream of an empty house.
![Messy Mouths Bathroom sink can be a nightmare](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
39 / 50
Messy Mouths
At least they're brushing?
![You Fancy, Huh? Yogurt dip made simple](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
40 / 50
You Fancy, Huh?
You do what you gotta do.
![Get Real Monsters are in the attic, not under the bed](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
41 / 50
Get Real
Um, maybe too real.
![Road Warriors Road trips can be rough](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
42 / 50
Road Warriors
Yep, that's about right.
![Ouchy Mama Kids can be bitey](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
43 / 50
Ouchy Mama
When your kid's a crocodile.
![Famous Last Words Bathroom 'uh-ohs' are never good](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
44 / 50
Famous Last Words
That's when you run in the other direction.
![Prehistoric Preschooler Some kids can't handle bedtime](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
45 / 50
Prehistoric Preschooler
Yawn.
![Extracurricular Inactivity Kids hate activities, we hate driving them to them](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
46 / 50
Extracurricular Inactivity
It's what we do.
![Oh, Boy Girl wants her family to know she looks good](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
47 / 50
Oh, Boy
They're going to have their hands full with this one.
![Sorry, Not Sorry Always hide the good snacks](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
48 / 50
Sorry, Not Sorry
Sometimes YOU have to come first.
![True Story 'The Neverending Story' is long](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
49 / 50
True Story
YAAAAAS.
![Damn Them Kids break everything](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter
50 / 50
Damn Them
And this is why you can no longer have nice things.
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