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40 of the Funniest Celeb Tweets About Parenting

by Denette Wilford

February 24, 2017

Celebrities might seem like they’re on a completely different planet than us normies but when it comes to parenting, we’re all the same. Because no matter how much money a person has, or Instagram or Twitter followers, they still have to change diapers, figure out car seats and deal with sassy backtalk from the little people in their lives just like everyone else.

Twitter

1 / 40

Chrissy Teigen

Nothing but truth here.

Twitter

2 / 40

Olivia Wilde

Fun fact.

David Schwimmer

Twitter

3 / 40

David Schwimmer

Consider us warned.

Catherine Guidici Lowe

Twitter

4 / 40

Catherine Guidici Lowe

You do what you gotta do.

Twitter

5 / 40

Kristen Bell

We think Dax will.

Christina Applegate

Twitter

6 / 40

Christina Applegate

There's a time and a place to be selfish. This is one of those times.

Twitter

7 / 40

Chrissy Teigen

It can be quite moving, we'll give her that.

Twitter

8 / 40

Jimmy Kimmel

They are quite crafty little buggers.

Twitter

9 / 40

Chris Pratt

Remember when Pratt was hot?

Catherine Guidici Lowe

Twitter

10 / 40

Catherine Guidici Lowe

Maybe he just likes cheese and spit-up?

Twitter

11 / 40

Hilary Duff

She'll never make that mistake again.

Twitter

12 / 40

Jenna von Oy

You do what your stomach tells you to.

Twitter

13 / 40

Ryan Reynolds

Costliest sneeze ever.

Twitter

14 / 40

Anna Faris

We feel your pain, Anna.

Twitter

15 / 40

Dax Shepard

Those are some smart men.

Twitter

16 / 40

Olivia Wilde

What Dax said.

Twitter

17 / 40

Alyssa Milano

He's got a point.

Twitter

18 / 40

Andy Lassner

THIS. It's like flying with a bunch of little Riddlers.

Twitter

19 / 40

Jim Gaffigan

We're not sure who to believe here.

Twitter

20 / 40

Adam Scott

Harsh, but so damn true.

Twitter

21 / 40

Busy Philipps

Every mom feels you, Busy.

Carrie Underwood

Twitter

22 / 40

Carrie Underwood

It IS a pretty substantial diet though.

Twitter

23 / 40

Ryan Reynolds

Let them live vicariously through you, for once.

Neil Patrick Harris

Twitter

24 / 40

Neil Patrick Harris

She'll remember this forever.

Christina Applegate

Twitter

25 / 40

Christina Applegate

Embrace the grossness.

Twitter

26 / 40

Conan O’Brien

Sometimes they have to learn the hard way.

Twitter

27 / 40

Jim Gaffigan

Sadly, it's not just spaghetti.

Twitter

28 / 40

Joel McHale

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...

Twitter

29 / 40

Danny Zuker

As long as they don't know who's the favourite, you're good.

Twitter

30 / 40

Max Greenfield

Dropping knowledge like a boss.

Twitter

31 / 40

Drew Brees

Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck.

Twitter

32 / 40

Joel McHale

Damn, that's brilliant.

Twitter

33 / 40

Channing Tatum

Only Channing and Everly could pull this off.

Twitter

34 / 40

Nicole Richie

Life sure has changed.

Twitter

35 / 40

Rachel Dratch

Hippo handles and marbles? That's more hazardous than Lego and Shopkins pieces.

Jennifer Weiner

Twitter

36 / 40

Jennifer Weiner

They don't expect us to keep track of everything, do they?

Michael Ian Black

Twitter

37 / 40

Michael Ian Black

There will be no longer evening in your life.

Twitter

38 / 40

Kelly Oxford

Now if it was Justin Bieber's nudes, then they'd have blackmail material.

Twitter

39 / 40

Ryan Reynolds

When she's old enough to look back at her dad's tweets, wonder which parent she's going to say she takes after.

Twitter

40 / 40

Jim Gaffigan

Yep. What he said.

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