
Twitter
1 / 20
If it ain’t broke …
... why move?

Twitter
2 / 20
No chance
Traffic can make or break a human.

Twitter
3 / 20
That’s longer than we would have lasted
Fifteen minutes is pretty good in this instance.

Twitter
4 / 20
Slippery slope
Falling off the wagon in a hurry.

Twitter
5 / 20
Well, who hasn’t?
There's always 2020.

Twitter
6 / 20
Fast times
Half a minute man.

Twitter
7 / 20
Positive change
Try a little harder.

Twitter
8 / 20
We thought that was last year’s
Still necessary though.

Twitter
9 / 20
Just say no to bangs
Not this year, Stacy.

Twitter
10 / 20
This is one I think we can all get behind
And succeed!

Twitter
11 / 20
We can start later
...lol.

Twitter
12 / 20
His will power is amazing
How does he do it?

Twitter
13 / 20
This one seems like it might be hard to control
But we sure as hell will try.

Twitter
14 / 20
Next year’s resolution: ask for clothes in the correct size
No more dieting 2019.

Twitter
15 / 20
So it is written
...so it shall be done.

Twitter
16 / 20
This one is perfect
Let's all do this one.

Twitter
17 / 20
It still counts
No judgement here.

Twitter
18 / 20
Any more garbage-y and you’ll need an extra tag
It's a fine line.

Twitter
19 / 20
The date
THE DATE.

Twitter
20 / 20
Try next year
Or the one after.
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