Thoughts on marriage in 140 characters or less? Pfft, that’s for us ordinary folks. Celebs would rather take to Twitter and let us know just how colourful their lives with their spouses can truly be.
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![1. Chrissy Teigen Chrissy Teigen, making sure John Legend doesn't kill her](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/chrissyteigen
1 / 20
1. Chrissy Teigen
Damn, that's some serious Gone Girl sh*t right there.
![2. Dax Shepard Dax Shepard, ensuring Kristen Bell doesn't kill him](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/daxshepard1
2 / 20
2. Dax Shepard
A little blackmail goes a long way.
![3. Kristen Bell Kristen Bell, researching how to kill Dax Shepard](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/IMKristenBell
3 / 20
3. Kristen Bell
Not long enough, apparently.
![4. Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds, remembering Blake Lively shares the same birthday as Billy Ray Cyrus](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/VancityReynolds
4 / 20
4. Ryan Reynolds
No offence Billy Ray, but you've got nothin' on Blake.
![5. Conan O’Brien Conan O'Brien's voice is not angelic](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitterr.com/conanobrien
5 / 20
5. Conan O’Brien
Maybe if he sang the Ryan Gosling parts and not Emma Stone's they might've had a chance.
![6. Catherine Guidici Lowe Catherine Guidici Lowe wants to be a Real Housewife bad](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/clmgiudici
6 / 20
6. Catherine Guidici Lowe
Who wouldn't?
![7. Chrissy Teigen Sorry, Chrissy Teigen, but John Legend just doesn't suck](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/chrissyteigen
7 / 20
7. Chrissy Teigen
BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A THING.
![8. Chris Pratt Anna Faris would rather share a bday with Russell Wilson than a classic author](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitterr.com/prattprattpratt
8 / 20
8. Chris Pratt
Now THAT'S a happy birthday.
![9. Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi can rock a Jane Fonda workout](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/TheEllenShow
9 / 20
9. Ellen DeGeneres
Hmm, for many of us it's the opposite and we actually need someone to record us exercising because it never happens. What, just me?
![10. Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres on a treadmill is amazing](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/portiaderossi
10 / 20
10. Portia de Rossi
Ahh, revenge is sweet, isn't it?
![11. Chrissy Teigen Chrissy Teigen think John Legend is worthy of 1D](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/chrissyteigen
11 / 20
11. Chrissy Teigen
Everyone HASN'T done this?
![12. Ricky Gervais Ricky Gervais mocking Jane Fallon's loneliness](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/rickygervais
12 / 20
12. Ricky Gervais
Mocking our loved ones is all part of marriage, right?
![13. Ricky Gervais Ricky Gervais mocking Jane Fallon's loneliness again](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/rickygervais
13 / 20
13. Ricky Gervais
It's part of the fun in a marriage.
![14. Ricky Gervais Jane Fallon is slowly poisoning Ricky Gervais](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/rickygervais
14 / 20
14. Ricky Gervais
But mock them too much, and you in danger, girl.
![15. Chelsea Peretti Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele are moved by the power of dance](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/chelseaperetti
15 / 20
15. Chelsea Peretti
As long as they're happy tears, amirite?
![16. Chris Pratt Chris Pratt is definitely not having an affair with a dinosaur](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/prattprattpratt
16 / 20
16. Chris Pratt
It was just his on-screen chemistry with a velociraptor, nothing more.
![17. Wanda Sykes Wanda Sykes and her wife do not share the same taste in movies](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twittercom/iamwandasykes
17 / 20
17. Wanda Sykes
And they never saw another movie together again.
![18. Conan O’Brien Conan O'Brien and his wife REALLY like Ryan Gosling](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/conanobrien
18 / 20
18. Conan O’Brien
See — celebrities really are just like us!
![19. Chrissy Teigen Chrissy Teigen will never divorce John Legend](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/chrissyteigen
19 / 20
19. Chrissy Teigen
Some things are just too time-consuming.
![20. Ryan Reynolds Don't get relationship advice from Ryan Reynolds](https://www.slice.ca/wp-content/themes/slice/assets/default_images_placeholder.png)
Twitter.com/VancityReynolds
20 / 20
20. Ryan Reynolds
Hmm, OK maybe any celebrity but Reynolds.
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