20 Celebrities Tweeting About the Hilarity of Married Life

Thoughts on marriage in 140 characters or less? Pfft, that’s for us ordinary folks. Celebs would rather take to Twitter and let us know just how colourful their lives with their spouses can truly be.

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Twitter.com/chrissyteigen

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1. Chrissy Teigen

Damn, that's some serious Gone Girl sh*t right there.

Twitter.com/daxshepard1

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2. Dax Shepard

A little blackmail goes a long way.

Twitter.com/IMKristenBell

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3. Kristen Bell

Not long enough, apparently.

Twitter.com/VancityReynolds

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4. Ryan Reynolds

No offence Billy Ray, but you've got nothin' on Blake.

Twitterr.com/conanobrien

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5. Conan O’Brien

Maybe if he sang the Ryan Gosling parts and not Emma Stone's they might've had a chance.

Twitter.com/clmgiudici

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6. Catherine Guidici Lowe

Who wouldn't?

Twitter.com/chrissyteigen

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7. Chrissy Teigen

BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A THING.

Twitterr.com/prattprattpratt

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8. Chris Pratt

Now THAT'S a happy birthday.

Twitter.com/TheEllenShow

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9. Ellen DeGeneres

Hmm, for many of us it's the opposite and we actually need someone to record us exercising because it never happens. What, just me?

Twitter.com/portiaderossi

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10. Portia de Rossi

Ahh, revenge is sweet, isn't it?

Twitter.com/chrissyteigen

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11. Chrissy Teigen

Everyone HASN'T done this?

Twitter.com/rickygervais

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12. Ricky Gervais

Mocking our loved ones is all part of marriage, right?

Twitter.com/rickygervais

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13. Ricky Gervais

It's part of the fun in a marriage.

Twitter.com/rickygervais

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14. Ricky Gervais

But mock them too much, and you in danger, girl.

Twitter.com/chelseaperetti

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15. Chelsea Peretti

As long as they're happy tears, amirite?

Twitter.com/prattprattpratt

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16. Chris Pratt

It was just his on-screen chemistry with a velociraptor, nothing more.

Twittercom/iamwandasykes

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17. Wanda Sykes

And they never saw another movie together again.

Twitter.com/conanobrien

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18. Conan O’Brien

See — celebrities really are just like us!

Twitter.com/chrissyteigen

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19. Chrissy Teigen

Some things are just too time-consuming.

Twitter.com/VancityReynolds

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20. Ryan Reynolds

Hmm, OK maybe any celebrity but Reynolds.

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