Thoughts on marriage in 140 characters or less? Pfft, that’s for us ordinary folks. Celebs would rather take to Twitter and let us know just how colourful their lives with their spouses can truly be.
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Twitter.com/chrissyteigen
1 / 20
1. Chrissy Teigen
Damn, that's some serious Gone Girl sh*t right there.

Twitter.com/daxshepard1
2 / 20
2. Dax Shepard
A little blackmail goes a long way.

Twitter.com/IMKristenBell
3 / 20
3. Kristen Bell
Not long enough, apparently.

Twitter.com/VancityReynolds
4 / 20
4. Ryan Reynolds
No offence Billy Ray, but you've got nothin' on Blake.

Twitterr.com/conanobrien
5 / 20
5. Conan O’Brien
Maybe if he sang the Ryan Gosling parts and not Emma Stone's they might've had a chance.

Twitter.com/clmgiudici
6 / 20
6. Catherine Guidici Lowe
Who wouldn't?

Twitter.com/chrissyteigen
7 / 20
7. Chrissy Teigen
BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A THING.

Twitterr.com/prattprattpratt
8 / 20
8. Chris Pratt
Now THAT'S a happy birthday.

Twitter.com/TheEllenShow
9 / 20
9. Ellen DeGeneres
Hmm, for many of us it's the opposite and we actually need someone to record us exercising because it never happens. What, just me?

Twitter.com/portiaderossi
10 / 20
10. Portia de Rossi
Ahh, revenge is sweet, isn't it?

Twitter.com/chrissyteigen
11 / 20
11. Chrissy Teigen
Everyone HASN'T done this?

Twitter.com/rickygervais
12 / 20
12. Ricky Gervais
Mocking our loved ones is all part of marriage, right?

Twitter.com/rickygervais
13 / 20
13. Ricky Gervais
It's part of the fun in a marriage.

Twitter.com/rickygervais
14 / 20
14. Ricky Gervais
But mock them too much, and you in danger, girl.

Twitter.com/chelseaperetti
15 / 20
15. Chelsea Peretti
As long as they're happy tears, amirite?

Twitter.com/prattprattpratt
16 / 20
16. Chris Pratt
It was just his on-screen chemistry with a velociraptor, nothing more.

Twittercom/iamwandasykes
17 / 20
17. Wanda Sykes
And they never saw another movie together again.

Twitter.com/conanobrien
18 / 20
18. Conan O’Brien
See — celebrities really are just like us!

Twitter.com/chrissyteigen
19 / 20
19. Chrissy Teigen
Some things are just too time-consuming.

Twitter.com/VancityReynolds
20 / 20
20. Ryan Reynolds
Hmm, OK maybe any celebrity but Reynolds.
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