12 Totally Inappropriate Baby Shower Gifts You Should Get

If we’re being completely honest, baby showers can be a real yawn-a-thon. Help lighten things up with any of these gut-busting prezzies and your girlfriends will be spitting out their cucumber sandwiches. But be warned; save these hilariously inappropriate baby shower gifts strictly for those similar-minded friends.

Etsy

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Wear it proud

Broadcast your achievements, Mama.

Sober T-shirt, $27.

Amazon

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Hamster wheel

Tired of getting up in the middle of the night to fetch baby a bevvie? Never again!

Crib Dribbler, $8.

Etsy

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If you can’t beat ’em

They do say scents are tied to memories.

Baby Puke Candle, $13.

Etsy

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The hard truth

Hey, it doesn't mean they're loved any less.

Best Oops Ever Onesie, $19.

Amazon

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Just hit mute

Someone had to say it.

Mute Button Pacifier, $10.

Etsy

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Double take

Go ahead; get your nurse on.

Boobie Beanie, $12.

Toys R Us Canada

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Just to be safe

Handy, really.

Breastfeeding Booze Test, $15.

Etsy

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Moooooooooo

If she wasn't already feeling like a cow ...

Funny Nursing Tank Top, $13.

Amazon

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Stick a cork

They're gonna need these for sure.

Ear Plugs for New Parents, $9.

Etsy

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They’re gonna need it

What new parent doesn't need a little bit of luck?

Good Luck With That card, $7.

Amazon

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Hey, sucka!

It's a hard knock life.

Grillz Pacifier, $24.

Mommysentials

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Hangin’ tough

It may look odd, but could prove quite useful in a public bathroom situation.

The Baby Keeper, $40.

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