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Breaktime

Tweets About Valentine’s Day That Every Single Person Will Get

by Denette Wilford

February 12, 2018

It’s the most romantic day of the year — except for these people.

Valentine's Day is so not exciting

Twitter.com/pattrriicee

1 / 20

Party time

Not-so-excellent.

Feeling bad every day

Twitter.com/InternetHippo

2 / 20

Bad vibes

Aw.

Valentine's Day should be cancelled

Twitter.com/___jkitty

3 / 20

Dead in the water

It didn't stand a chance.

Birds will help you feel less lonely

Twitter.com/primawesome

4 / 20

Flight time

For the birds.

No flowers for this girl

Twitter.com/patriciamndz

5 / 20

She’s got time

Well, this is some sad sh*t right here.

Pizzas can be like women

Twitter.com/TheDrunkJake

6 / 20

Roll out

Mamma mia!

A pizza delivery guy can be your Valentine

Twitter.com/pattymo

7 / 20

Lost in translation

Or just do this.

Screw up other people's dates

Twitter.com/RuthePhoenix

8 / 20

Prankster’s paradise

You have to find a way to entertain yourself.

Lonely Star Wars fan

Twitter.com/DepressedDarth

9 / 20

Nerd alert

It's not easy being this cheesy.

Some things are better than Valentines

Twitter.com/pakalupapito

10 / 20

Tradesies

Some people would throw their partners in front of a bus for these two things.

Valentine's Day is expensive

Twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5

11 / 20

Save your money

And spend it on you.

Treat yourself on Valentine's Day

Twitter.com/oceanvibe_

12 / 20

Do what you gotta do

Making good choices.

Single on Valentine's Day, single every other day

Twitter.com/MikeeKhoury

13 / 20

Real talk

It's a lonely life but someone's gotta live it.

Dogs make for great Valentines

Twitter.com/dog_rates

14 / 20

Ruff stuff

Dog eat dog.

Friends who aren't single are selfish

Twitter.com/neverobertsonn

15 / 20

With friends like these …

Bitter much?

Twitter.com/mollyligonn

16 / 20

Don’t mess

More like ready to rumble.

No one needs anyone to be happy

Twitter.com/lultrev

17 / 20

Change your story

Being alone ain't so bad.

Being single on Valentine's Day is actually a good thing

Twitter.com/ChrisKlemens

18 / 20

A true holiday

Glass half full kinda guy.

Two meals for one person

Twitter.com/mmitchelldaviss

19 / 20

Bright side

Eat it up.

Twitter.com/orionnichole

20 / 20

THIS

Enough said.

Denette Wilford

Written ByDenette Wilford

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