Fashion comes and goes — but we wish these items would go away and never come back.

Balenciaga
1 / 16
T-Shirt Shirt

Fashion Nova
2 / 16
Lace-Up Pants

Carmar
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Extreme Cut Out Jean
Add in the extra-breathable bodysuit and this is your basic nightmare.
Extreme Cut Out Jean, US $168.
Extreme Cut Out Jean, US $168.

Belovedshirts.com
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Sexy Chest One Piece Swimsuit
There's sexy and knowing it and then there's this — which is equally awesome walking onto the beach as it is when you're walking away. Bonus? It's a way to free the nipple without getting an unfortunate sunburn.
Sexy Chest One Piece Swimsuit, US $50.
Sexy Chest One Piece Swimsuit, US $50.

Bergdorf Goodman
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Double-Collar Blouse
Not only does it look like you've buttoned this Monse top all wrong (described here as "asymmetric"), but does any shirt need two collars?
Long-Sleeve Double-Collar Blouse, US $890.
Long-Sleeve Double-Collar Blouse, US $890.

RompHim.com
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Rompers for Men
Of course it's called the RompHim. Guess men's summer clothing options just weren't comfortable enough.
Rompers for Men, US $119 and up.
Rompers for Men, US $119 and up.

Hologram City
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Lace Separates for Men
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand, we're uncomfortable again. Because the lace is all kinds of NSFW. Strip club in Vegas? Maybe.
Lace Separates for Men, Starting at US $42 for tops; $30 for bottoms.
Lace Separates for Men, Starting at US $42 for tops; $30 for bottoms.

Redneck Boot Sandals
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Cowboy Boot Sandals
This is available for women, men and children. Your whole family can stay cool all while looking hot.
Redneck Boot Sandals, US $150.
Redneck Boot Sandals, US $150.

Bluebella
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Body Bow
It's cheaper than buying him a car and wrapping a bow around that.
Bluebella 'Unwrap Me' Body Bow, US $32.
Bluebella 'Unwrap Me' Body Bow, US $32.

XDress
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Lingerie for Men
When boxers and briefs aren't enough, this company makes lingerie for men, from lacy, frilly pieces that skim muscles just so, to silky, fishnet-y, garter-y numbers that prove whatever women do, so can men ... the ones who are comfortable in their own masculinity, at least.
Visit Lingerie for Men for more pricing info.
Visit Lingerie for Men for more pricing info.

MissGuided
11 / 16
Blue Studded Cold Shoulder Denim Jacket

Yandy.com
12 / 16
Hooded Mesh Dress
A deep V-neckline, high front slits, and sheer everything, this takes LBD to a whole other level. You obviously need a bodysuit underneath. Or not — guess whatever floats your boat. In any case, this must be what Elvira wears to the beach.
Hooded Mesh Dress With High Slits, US $55.
Hooded Mesh Dress With High Slits, US $55.

Forever 21
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Distressed Denim Mini Skirt
It's one thing to be distressed but it's another to look as if you've gone through a wood chipper. Why not just take some scissors to an old skirt (or jeans or shorts, whatever) and do the hack job yourself?
Distressed Step-Hem Denim Mini Skirt, $52.
Distressed Step-Hem Denim Mini Skirt, $52.

Forever 21
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Sheer Floral Bell-Sleeve Jumpsuit
Beyond hippy-dippy, from the bell sleeves and legs, but getting a modern treatment with the sheer AND jumpsuit trends. Too try-hard.
Sheer Floral Bell-Sleeve Jumpsuit, $44.
Sheer Floral Bell-Sleeve Jumpsuit, $44.

Pajamajeans.com
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Pajama Jeans
These might look like your average bootcut denim but these bottoms are for sleeping in. Or going out in, we're not judging. Some believe this is a crime against all that is good and holy but when you feel like you want to wear track pants yet want to seem like you tried, this might be the way to go.
Pajamajeans.com's Original Bootcut Indigo, $40.
Pajamajeans.com's Original Bootcut Indigo, $40.

Rocket Dog
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Platform Flip-Flops
These nearly four-inch multi-coloured soles need to run back to the '90s. No. Just ... NO.
Rocket Dog Bigtop Platform Sandal, $40.
Rocket Dog Bigtop Platform Sandal, $40.
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