The Kids of the Real Housewives

Of all the Real Housewives kids, Briana’s opted for perhaps the least-glamorous lifestyle – last season we saw her move to Oklahoma with her husband, Ryan. Briana’s now an army wife and mom of two and seems less than enchanted with the material trappings of Orange County – and, hey, we respect her for that.

As for Vicki’s other kid, Mike, he’s worked with his mother as the vice president of her insurance company for years, but...

but we did a little creeping and it turns out he still hasn’t accepted her Facebook friend request. (PS: Sorry about the awkward photo!)

Like Mike, Ryan worked for his mom at Cut Fitness until he met his fiancee Sarah (who, let’s be real, looks kind of like Tamra) and left Orange County to be with her. Sarah’s now pregnant and the couple’s expecting a daughter in the coming weeks.

Coco doesn’t get a lot of lines on RHOC, but we eat up every minute of the sassy Coco that we see. She’s all side pony tails and attitude and she can pull off *a shirt with her own name on it* so what else do you need to know?

We haven't seen Lynne or her kids on RHOC for years – so where did they end up? Click on...

There’s just no easy way of saying this: Lynne’s daughters do porn. After appearing on RHOC, Alexa took on the porn name Jayden Taylors. Here’s what Lynne had to say about it: “She thought she could make a few movies under an assumed name, get her nose and boobs redone, and nobody would ever recognize her. She was wrong.”

Lynne’s other daughter Raquel? Also in porn. She’s a Suicide Girl who goes by the name of Suttin Suicide, though her Instagram shows off softer stuff than what we saw when we Googled her sister’s porn alias.

We watched Avery’s teen years on RHONY and now she’s all grown up and a student at the University of Virginia. Her Instagram is littered with all the best bits of college: dorm rooms, red cups and lawn parties.

Who’s side did Avery take in her parents’ recent divorce? Ramona’s...at least according to Ramona. Here’s what she told People: "Mario's behavior is embarrassing to me and my daughter. We aren't embarrassed. We are embarrassed for him."

Jill Zarin's daughter, Ally, has always struck us as a cool girl who doesn't care. It’s been a minute since Jill was on RHONY, but a creep through Ally’s Instagram confirms what we’d expect: she’s busy hanging out at art galleries and visiting Miami with her mom. She also made an appearance on Millionaire Matchmaker!

Ally's always been this cool.

Riley, Riley, Riley. What can we say? Kandi gives her everything she wants, just like she does with Mama Joyce, and Riley acts like a spoiled brat, just like Mama Joyce. Yeesh.

Caroline's daughter Lauren is a peach. She’s sweet and even tempered and deals with all the craziness of the Manzo household with ease. We’ll admit it, we love her and almost shed a tear when she talked about being an ugly duckling as a teen when she got all pretty and had her photo taken in her wedding dress for Glamour Magazine.

The Manzo boys are also the best. They’re silly and adorable together–not to mention when they’re with their shared best friend / fabulous gay Greg. They may run a restaurant together, but we never know when to take them seriously so until we’ve eaten there we’ll be convinced it’s a lemonade stand.

From what we’ve seen, Pandora is all the best bits of Lisa. She’s tough and quick witted but not quite as vain (we love you for being vain, Lisa, stay vain for us!).

Also: her husband is hot.

Gigi is the Kendell Jenner of RHOBH. Despite the trash factor of her reality TV fame, she’s ascended to the status of high fashion model. She’s the new face for Maybelline, just covered Teen Vogue and is besties with Kendell, Selena Gomez and Hailey Baldwin.

TEEN QUEENS

Gigi isn't the only model in the family. Bella has gotten into the business, too, and though she hasn't quite reached the supermodel status of Gigi, she's booking major runways and magazines covers.

Bella has covered Seventeen, Elle, Wonderland and V and walked for designers like Calvin Klein and Jeremy Scott.

She's also dating Abel Tesfaye, a.k.a. the singer The Weeknd.

When Ashlee was growing up on RHONJ, her mom could never quite keep her under control. But it seems like she's settle down as she's entered adulthood. After spending some time on the west coast, Ashlee's back in New York and working as a makeup artist.

And she's engaged! Her fiance, Pete Malleo, popped the question in February.

Just last month, Ashlee announced that she's pregnant with her first child.

Nene's son Bryant has has a series of run ins with the law, including a DUI. But we hope he's cleaned up his act – he now has a daughter, Bri'asia.

Look how big Bri'asia is!