8 Celebrities Who Are Bad in Bed

Tall, dark, handsome and…bad in bed? According to Woody Allen’s former nanny who hooked up with the hot Irish actor, Colin Farrell is a lame lover. Apparently the nooky session involved numerous fake orgasms and lasted under a minute. Needless to say, he’ll no longer be the star of our hot and steamy dreams. 

Angelina Jolie may be the sexiest woman on the planet, but it doesn’t mean she’s also a master of making love. Her ex Billy Bob Thornton alluded to their romance when he said that sleeping with a sexy woman doesn’t guarantee it’s going to be good. Ouch! 

No matter how many times Tiger Woods has scored in the bedroom, turns out he doesn’t always get a hole in one. Jaimee Grubbs, one of his many ex-lovers, said that he was “horrible in bed.” Sounds like Tiger was anything but a tiger between the sheets!

According to his ex-wife Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen was a selfish lover. Somehow, that doesn’t surprise us. She revealed that the actor pleasured himself more often than her, and preferred watching porn over ogling at her ultra-hot bod. 

According to ex-fiancé Crystal Harris, Hugh Hefner doesn’t practice what he preaches. The blonde bombshell revealed that they only had sex once in their entire relationship and he was too embarrassed to take his clothes off during their single dirty deed. Need more proof? Some of the other Playboy Bunnies have described the publisher as being a dead fish in the sack, too. 

Ex-boyfriend Nick Carter has said that Paris was always too wasted to be good in bed. Not at all what we’d expect from the flirtatious blonde bombshell! 

While 50 Cent has serious street-cred, he definitely lacks sheet-cred. A groupie who once spent a night with the rapper said that the sex was less than sizzling.

Jessica Simpson spilled the beans on her less-than-hot (and certainly less than 98 degrees) sex life with ex-husband Nick Lachey, saying that his small package created countless problems in the boudoir.