The Real Housewives Reading List

The fan-favourite's tell-all memoir will be released in the first quarter of 2018.

Erika promises to give us the dirt on the ups and downs of her life, and we have a feeling this will warm the critics (and Housewives) who have called her "cold" in the past.

Eileen is one of the few Housewives who have written fiction – she wrote a series of Soap Opera-inspired murder mysteries.

The OG of the OC was one of the first Housewives to land a book deal. Released in 2009, the memoir chronicled Vicki's rise from stay-at-home mom to successful entrepreneur.

Related: How Vicki's Changed from Season 1 to Season 12

Of all the Housewives, Carole is by far the best-respected writer. Her book, What Remains, was a sensation long before she was a Housewife. Even Barbara Walters wanted Carole to sign her copy!

More recently, Carole wrote a novel which she says is inspired by her own experiences of becoming a widow and being thrust into the dating world.

Written in the mold of Chelsea Handler, Brandi's two books – Drinking and Tweeting and Drinking and Dating are confessionals that are legitimately funny.

Before Naturally Thin, Bethenny was a relative unknown. Her books – she's now written seven – helped her build her empire, including her most recent release, 2015's I Suck at Relationships So You Don't Have To: 10 Rules for Not Screwing Up Your Happily Ever After.

Teresa started her journey in publishing world with cookbooks, first there was Skinny Italian: Eat It and Enjoy It - Live La Bella Vita and Look Great, Too!, and her three Fabulicious! books, and each of these were relatively successful.

Things started to get really juicy when she Teresa switched gears and started writing about her personal life. In 2016 she released Turning the Tables: From Housewife to Inmate and Back Again, a memoir she wrote from inside prison about her time behind bars. Then in 2017 she released her follow-up memoir, Standing Strong.

Related: Teresa Giudice Reveals Why This Was “One of the Hardest Seasons Ever”

Class With The Countess was released in Luann's unpalatable, pre-"don't be all uncool" era, when Luann was a stickler for following high-society social rules. It's Emily Post for the reality TV era, but there's no way it's even half as consumable as its sister product, the Money Can't Buy You Class music video.

Alex and Simon wrote a parenting book...even though no one ever really championed their parenting skills. We haven't read it, but it's safe to assume it's a guide to making your kids seem more French for social climbing purposes.

Aviva released a tell-all memoir in 2014. The Amazon description says "Aviva bravely exposes the truth about her many medical and elective surgeries, and what really happens behind the scenes of reality TV."

We would read it, but we're still not over that time she accused Carole, RHONY's resident literary powerhouse, of using a ghostwriter.

Let Me Tell You Something is the most Caroline title for a book ever. Her book is also the perfect gift for the sassy matriarch in your life.

Was there ever a time people were clamouring for a book of relationship anecdotes and advice from Cynthia and Peter? This release is a little cringe-worthy now that we've seen how their relationship played out.

Related: Cynthia Talks Dating, and Last Season's Jaw-Dropping Reunion

You could read Danielle Staub's book...or you could read the book that reveals all her secrets, Cop Without A Badge.

Heather teamed up with her husband Terry to test out all kinds of anti-aging procedures and products. These two are definitely experts in that area, so if you're interested in anti-aging, this is probably a worthwhile buy.

Remember when Jill wrote a book with her sister and her mom and we got to see them have the most awkward cover shoot ever? Oh, how we miss having Gloria Kamen on our TV screens.

When we first met Kelly, she was editing a book about the history of the bikini. She also has a book about the style of the Hamptons, and a diet book called I Can Make You Hot!: The Supermodel Diet.

Siggy was an in-demand relationship expert before joining The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Her book contains her best relationship advice and aims to bust common relationship myths.

Let us just remind you that Kyle Richards, a woman whose life literally is a reality show, wrote a book called Life Is Not a Reality Show.

Lisa Rinna co-wrote a sex book that, unfortunately, is not just graphic descriptions of what Harry Hamlin is like in bed. She also wrote a dishy novel about life in Hollywood, and an advice book called Rinnavation.

Simply Divine is supposedly "a guide to easy, elegant, and affordable entertaining" but, like, we didn't think affordable was a word Lisa even knew. Anyways, she looks cute on the cover.

Love Italian Style is not quite what we want: a long and detailed account of how great Joe Gorga must be in bed.

Nene wrote a memoir back in 2011, but what we really want from her is a coffee table book with pictures of her best wigs paired with her best catch phrases.

This is the first book title we've ever read with "side-chick" in the title. It's fiction, but there's a very-close-to-100% chance some of the characters are inspired by the RHOA Housewives.

Ramona's memoir has our favourite name out of any of the Housewives books.