Nothing says love like a parent hilariously griping about their family life in 280 characters or less.
1 / 50
Who’s the boss?
Not this guy.
2 / 50
Drill ’em up
Power tools can be scary.
3 / 50
Clean is overrated
It takes work.
4 / 50
Bathtime’s the wrong time
Dirty no matter how you look at it.
5 / 50
Too much TV
Perhaps a little too invested?
6 / 50
Dance dance evolution
Paw Patrol has nothing on this.
7 / 50
Read aloud
Proud mommy moment.
8 / 50
New wave
Technology's a b*tch.
9 / 50
Hot dog!
Taking food fights to a whole new, frustrating level.
10 / 50
Cheesed
Patience has its virtues.
11 / 50
Talk ‘Em Down
Just don't be armed or dangerous.
12 / 50
Fancy Feast
Just roll with it.
13 / 50
Hopeless Cause
At least he's not in denial?
14 / 50
Bad Ideas
What was I thinking?
15 / 50
Dare To Dream
How times have changed.
16 / 50
Such Is Life
That's just cold.
17 / 50
Panic Attack
Parents can't ever just celebrate the wins.
18 / 50
Anger Management
Not to mention the steam coming out of their ears and eyes turning red.
19 / 50
Cleaning House
At least it's not a real-life Jenga.
20 / 50
Fuhgeddaboudit
Why bother?
21 / 50
Movin’ On Up
It has its advantages.
22 / 50
Slacker Situation
A rare breed, always seeing the good.
23 / 50
Picture Imperfect
If we cross our fingers behind our back when we lie, that's OK, right?
24 / 50
Comfort Is Key
Don't worry, be happy.
25 / 50
Shoe Business
It's what they do. Sigh.
26 / 50
!!!
Damn you, teacher!
27 / 50
Judge Dread
We are a judgy bunch.
28 / 50
Sick and Tired
What's sleep?
29 / 50
Argh
There are not enough eyeroll emojis in the world.
30 / 50
All The Feels
Almost all.
31 / 50
Typical Toddler
Murphy's Law and all that.
32 / 50
Food For Thought
It's a parent's meal plan.
33 / 50
Bathroom Blues
Just five minutes. That's all we ask.
34 / 50
Cheese Whiz
You have to pick your battles.
35 / 50
Never Happens
Are we in an alternate universe?
36 / 50
Bacon Me Crazy
All of this.
37 / 50
Sigh of Relief
It's amazing when you find a person who just gets you.
38 / 50
Riiiiiiight?!
Ah, the dream of an empty house.
39 / 50
Messy Mouths
At least they're brushing?
40 / 50
You Fancy, Huh?
You do what you gotta do.
41 / 50
Get Real
Um, maybe too real.
42 / 50
Road Warriors
Yep, that's about right.
43 / 50
Ouchy Mama
When your kid's a crocodile.
44 / 50
Famous Last Words
That's when you run in the other direction.
45 / 50
Prehistoric Preschooler
Yawn.
46 / 50
Extracurricular Inactivity
It's what we do.
47 / 50
Oh, Boy
They're going to have their hands full with this one.
48 / 50
Sorry, Not Sorry
Sometimes YOU have to come first.
49 / 50
True Story
YAAAAAS.
50 / 50
Damn Them
And this is why you can no longer have nice things.
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