12 Most Awkward Places to Have a Public Breakdown

It’s Cancer season and Mercury retrograde so if you’re barely holding it together, know you’re not alone. And frankly, in these trying times, newborns shouldn’t be the only ones allowed to just lose their shit wherever they damn well please. Sometimes the circumstances of life (and planetary alignments) are such that you just need to let all the emotions out and have a full-on meltdown. Like right now. Wherever that may be. To help commiserate, we’re counting down 12 of the wildest place we’ve let out our boo hoos and had a total meltdown. Go forward and cry, babies.

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Meltdowns at a food counter

Depending on the type of treat, the employees will react either with shock and horror or an 'I’ve seen it all before' attitude. Ice cream shop? This is nothing new. You’re in the hands of seasoned professionals. Get that extra scoop.

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Breakdowns at an airport

This is probably one of the most common so if you’ve got your passport stamped in Sad Girl Land, no worries. Airports are all about coming and going, hellos and goodbyes — so there are a myriad of reasons why you need a moment. Luckily there are countless bathrooms and bars open all hours of the night. Go off, crybabies.

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Feelings explosion on an airplane

This is like the slightly more awkward cousin of the former. All the same reasons apply, but now you’re in a more confined space, likely sandwiched between strangers. And now you’re the undesirable seatmate!

Hot tip: Just throw on whatever tearjerker movie you can find on the in-flight entertainment system and blame the altitude.

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Emotional releases while getting a massage

Bonus awkward points here because even with your face down in the cushion, you can’t really hide the shoulder shakes. Sometimes you just have to ask your RMT to turn up the Enya and get to kneading.

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Falling apart in a bar or club bathroom

Honestly, this barely deserves to make the list, it’s so commonplace. If you’re not giving out hair scrunchies to your fellow bathroom attendees, you’re probably consoling some tipsy cutie on why their crush ain’t shit and they should get back on the dancefloor.

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Losing it in a workout class

“Is that girl just really sweaty?” your fellow workout enthusiasts will think. You’ll never tell. Not all fitness classes are created equal, though. Go ahead and sob in Shavasana any old day but pop Zumba class may be a little less discreet. Either way, remember to hydrate well after.

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Losing your cool on public transit

Paper transfers can double as tissues in a pinch and you’ll be more likely to get a row to yourself, so really this is not a bad choice as far as high traffic meltdowns go. And let’s be real, there’s probably a lot more to look at than whatever you’re going through.

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Emotional bankruptcy at the bank

Whose finances haven’t made them cry, amirite? Bank employees are always super friendly as they’re locking away your hard earned dollar dollar bills so why not take advantage (just like they do during pride month when everything is suddenly rainbows and parade floats)? Make them your therapist for the day. Don’t hold back.

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Coming apart at the grocery store

Avoid the heavily congested aisles and you may be able to make this a private show. We recommend the pet food, seasonal or laundry detergent aisles. And once you’re done, you’re perfectly positioned for some retail therapy. Nail polish and ice cream? Add to cart.

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Wigging out in a fitting room

Sometimes nothing is fitting right and the hateful store lighting is doing you no favours. Just make sure not to get any mascara stains on any merchandise you don’t intend on buying.

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Going to pieces in an elevator

This is peak awkward. Please accept our condolences. We only hope that there was a puppy stuck in there with you and it wanted to meet you despite their owner’s protests.

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