The Weirdest Pieces of Clothing for Sale Right Now (or Sold Out Because They Were So Hot)

Taking layering to a whole other stupid level — all for an outrageous price.

T-Shirt Shirt, $1,825.

Yep, they want you to believe these are pants.

Wild Thang Lace Up Pants - Light Blue Wash, US $50.

Add in the extra-breathable bodysuit and this is your basic nightmare.

Extreme Cut Out Jean, US $168.

There's sexy and knowing it and then there's this — which is equally awesome walking onto the beach as it is when you're walking away. Bonus? It's a way to free the nipple without getting an unfortunate sunburn.

Sexy Chest One Piece Swimsuit, US $50.

Not only does it look like you've buttoned this Monse top all wrong (described here as "asymmetric"), but does any shirt need two collars?

Long-Sleeve Double-Collar Blouse, US $890.

Of course it's called the RompHim. Guess men's summer clothing options just weren't comfortable enough.

Rompers for Men, US $119 and up.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand, we're uncomfortable again. Because the lace is all kinds of NSFW. Strip club in Vegas? Maybe.

Lace Separates for Men, Starting at US $42 for tops; $30 for bottoms.

This is available for women, men and children. Your whole family can stay cool all while looking hot.

Redneck Boot Sandals, US $150.

It's cheaper than buying him a car and wrapping a bow around that.

Bluebella 'Unwrap Me' Body Bow, US $32.

When boxers and briefs aren't enough, this company makes lingerie for men, from lacy, frilly pieces that skim muscles just so, to silky, fishnet-y, garter-y numbers that prove whatever women do, so can men ... the ones who are comfortable in their own masculinity, at least.

Visit Lingerie for Men for more pricing info.

Honestly, what's the point?

Blue Studded Cold Shoulder Denim Jacket, $34.

A deep V-neckline, high front slits, and sheer everything, this takes LBD to a whole other level. You obviously need a bodysuit underneath. Or not — guess whatever floats your boat. In any case, this must be what Elvira wears to the beach.

Hooded Mesh Dress With High Slits, US $55.

It's one thing to be distressed but it's another to look as if you've gone through a wood chipper. Why not just take some scissors to an old skirt (or jeans or shorts, whatever) and do the hack job yourself?

Distressed Step-Hem Denim Mini Skirt, $52.

Beyond hippy-dippy, from the bell sleeves and legs, but getting a modern treatment with the sheer AND jumpsuit trends. Too try-hard.

Sheer Floral Bell-Sleeve Jumpsuit, $44.

These might look like your average bootcut denim but these bottoms are for sleeping in. Or going out in, we're not judging. Some believe this is a crime against all that is good and holy but when you feel like you want to wear track pants yet want to seem like you tried, this might be the way to go.

Pajamajeans.com's Original Bootcut Indigo, $40.

These nearly four-inch multi-coloured soles need to run back to the '90s. No. Just ... NO.

Rocket Dog Bigtop Platform Sandal, $40.