50 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets Ever

Posted by Denette Wilford on April 13, 2017, Updated on February 6, 2018

Nothing says love like a parent hilariously griping about their family life in 280 characters or less.

Twitter.com/TheCatWhisprer

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Who's the boss?

Not this guy.
Twitter.com/Elizasoul80

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Drill 'em up

Power tools can be scary.
Twitter.com/Fiveoclockmommy

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Clean is overrated

It takes work.
Twitter.com/PetrickSara

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Bathtime's the wrong time

Dirty no matter how you look at it.
Twitter.com/MartinBelam

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Too much TV

Perhaps a little too invested?
Twitter.com/thedad

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Dance dance evolution

Paw Patrol has nothing on this.
Twitter.com/amydillon

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Read aloud

Proud mommy moment.
Twitter.com/simoncholland

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New wave

Technology's a b*tch.
Twitter.com/copymama

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Hot dog!

Taking food fights to a whole new, frustrating level.
Twitter.com/TheCatWhisprer

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Cheesed

Patience has its virtues.
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Talk 'Em Down

Just don't be armed or dangerous.
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Fancy Feast

Just roll with it.
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Hopeless Cause

At least he's not in denial?
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Bad Ideas

What was I thinking?
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Dare To Dream

How times have changed.
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Such Is Life

That's just cold.
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Panic Attack

Parents can't ever just celebrate the wins.
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Anger Management

Not to mention the steam coming out of their ears and eyes turning red.
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Cleaning House

At least it's not a real-life Jenga.
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Fuhgeddaboudit

Why bother?
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Movin' On Up

It has its advantages.
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Slacker Situation

A rare breed, always seeing the good.
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Picture Imperfect

If we cross our fingers behind our back when we lie, that's OK, right?
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Comfort Is Key

Don't worry, be happy.
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Shoe Business

It's what they do. Sigh.
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!!!

Damn you, teacher!
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Judge Dread

We are a judgy bunch.
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Sick and Tired

What's sleep?
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Argh

There are not enough eyeroll emojis in the world.
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All The Feels

Almost all.
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Typical Toddler

Murphy's Law and all that.
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Food For Thought

It's a parent's meal plan.
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Bathroom Blues

Just five minutes. That's all we ask.
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Cheese Whiz

You have to pick your battles.
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Never Happens

Are we in an alternate universe?
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Bacon Me Crazy

All of this.
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Sigh of Relief

It's amazing when you find a person who just gets you.
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Riiiiiiight?!

Ah, the dream of an empty house.
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Messy Mouths

At least they're brushing?
Twitter

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You Fancy, Huh?

You do what you gotta do.
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Get Real

Um, maybe too real.
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Road Warriors

Yep, that's about right.
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Ouchy Mama

When your kid's a crocodile.
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Famous Last Words

That's when you run in the other direction.
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Prehistoric Preschooler

Yawn.
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Extracurricular Inactivity

It's what we do.
Twitter

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Oh, Boy

They're going to have their hands full with this one.
Twitter

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Sorry, Not Sorry

Sometimes YOU have to come first.
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True Story

YAAAAAS.
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Damn Them

And this is why you can no longer have nice things.
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50 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets Ever

Who's the boss?

Drill 'em up

Clean is overrated

Bathtime's the wrong time

Too much TV

Dance dance evolution

Read aloud

New wave

Hot dog!

Cheesed

Talk 'Em Down

Fancy Feast

Hopeless Cause

Bad Ideas

Dare To Dream

Such Is Life

Panic Attack

Anger Management

Cleaning House

Fuhgeddaboudit

Movin' On Up

Slacker Situation

Picture Imperfect

Comfort Is Key

Shoe Business

!!!

Judge Dread

Sick and Tired

Argh

All The Feels

Typical Toddler

Food For Thought

Bathroom Blues

Cheese Whiz

Never Happens

Bacon Me Crazy

Sigh of Relief

Riiiiiiight?!

Messy Mouths

You Fancy, Huh?

Get Real

Road Warriors

Ouchy Mama

Famous Last Words

Prehistoric Preschooler

Extracurricular Inactivity

Oh, Boy

Sorry, Not Sorry

True Story

Damn Them

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