Meerkat Can't Stay Awake
There are exactly 20,891 Starbucks stores currently in existence. At least a few of these stores are presumably located in Dortmund, Germany. Despite this, not one Dortmund zoo-goer was kind enough to give the sleepy meerkat in the below video a sip of their espresso.
As a result, the meerkat—not unlike a baby duck at an accounting class—slowly nodded off in the cutest, most adorable way possible.
If Zach Braff can raise $2 million from his fans to produce a sequel to Garden State, maybe someone should start a Kickstarter campaign to get this meerkat a latte.