The Absolute Worst Fake Tans to Ever Walk the Red Carpet

Posted by Slice Staff on February 28, 2014, Updated on March 21, 2017

Brace yourselves: These celebrities are truly 50 shades of orange.

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    Ryan Reynolds

    His skin is closer to the shade of his Deadpool suit than a sun-kissed glow.
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    Donald Trump

    Sigh. The US president is a repeat offender. Case in point...
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    Donald Trump

    Here he is again, orange enough to match his fiery red tie.
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    Donald Trump

    So orange, yet so smug.
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    Claire Danes

    No. Just ... NO.
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    David Beckham

    So leathery, it almost distracts from his good looks.
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    Lindsay Lohan

    Wait, it gets better. Guess where she was photographed? At the launch party of her own spray tan line.
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    Ashley Tisdale

    When it comes to tanning, why don't celebs get that a little goes a long way?
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    Kelly Osbourne

    She thought the colourful dress and adorable dog would distract us. Pfft. Not a chance.
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    Leonardo DiCaprio

    His tan will go ooooon, and, oooon.
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    Hugh Jackman

    Ready to fight whoever gave him that awful fake tan.
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    Ryan Seacrest

    Looking for someone to hurry up and give his hands the same tan as his face, we bet.
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    Jenni "JWoWW" Farley and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

    Wow is right.
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    Mario Lopez

    You know you've gone too far when you can blend in with the Academy Award statuette.
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    Mel Gibson

    Orange you glad we found this gem?
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    Kim Kardashian

    Back when Kim K. attended the People's Choice Awards...
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    Kim Kardashian

    Her poorly spray-tanned toes are so not Kanye-approved.
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    George Clooney

    Take a peek at his chest. Psst, George, you missed a spot.
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    Matthew McConaughey

    We're all for looking sun-kissed, but this too-orange glow is overdoing it.
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    Tara Reid

    Ladies, take note: You don't have to turn yourself orange to wear yellow.
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    Simon Cowell

    This splotchy orange tan is quite the crime. We hereby sentence Simon to an actual vacation where he can tan in peace.
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    Bradley Cooper

    It may be the Golden Globe Awards, but that doesn't mean you have to look as golden as possible.
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    Patrick Dempsey

    Quick! Someone call the doctor. This man's looking a little off.
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    Adrien Brody

    And another one forgets about his hands! Pale fingers that don't match your too-tinged face are a dead giveaway, Adrien.
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    Amanda Bynes

    Oh, look, there's a creamsicle on the red carpet.
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    Paris Hilton

    Girl knows her angles. Time to learn her tan.
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    Brad Pitt

    Even Hollywood's golden boy needs to learn how to say no.
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    Liev Schreiber

    This looks like a bad sunburn on top of a not-so-great spray tan. Ouch.
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    Gerard Butler

    Time to lay off the fake stuff.
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    Christina Aguilera

    More People's Choice Awards, less self-tanner, please.
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