Thoughts on marriage in 140 characters or less? Pfft, that’s for us ordinary folks. Celebs would rather take to Twitter and let us know just how colourful their lives with their spouses can truly be.
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1. Chrissy Teigen
Damn, that's some serious Gone Girl sh*t right there.
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2. Dax Shepard
A little blackmail goes a long way.
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3. Kristen Bell
Not long enough, apparently.
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4. Ryan Reynolds
No offence Billy Ray, but you've got nothin' on Blake.
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5. Conan O’Brien
Maybe if he sang the Ryan Gosling parts and not Emma Stone's they might've had a chance.
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6. Catherine Guidici Lowe
Who wouldn't?
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7. Chrissy Teigen
BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A THING.
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8. Chris Pratt
Now THAT'S a happy birthday.
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9. Ellen DeGeneres
Hmm, for many of us it's the opposite and we actually need someone to record us exercising because it never happens. What, just me?
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10. Portia de Rossi
Ahh, revenge is sweet, isn't it?
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11. Chrissy Teigen
Everyone HASN'T done this?
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12. Ricky Gervais
Mocking our loved ones is all part of marriage, right?
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13. Ricky Gervais
It's part of the fun in a marriage.
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14. Ricky Gervais
But mock them too much, and you in danger, girl.
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15. Chelsea Peretti
As long as they're happy tears, amirite?
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16. Chris Pratt
It was just his on-screen chemistry with a velociraptor, nothing more.
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17. Wanda Sykes
And they never saw another movie together again.
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18. Conan O’Brien
See — celebrities really are just like us!
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19. Chrissy Teigen
Some things are just too time-consuming.
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20. Ryan Reynolds
Hmm, OK maybe any celebrity but Reynolds.
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