Kids say the darndest things — and these tweets are the proof.
1 / 20
Shut it
Why don't they get when to use their indoor voices?
2 / 20
What else are they good for?
Drink up, buttercup.
3 / 20
Truth
Kid's got a point.
4 / 20
What’s that now?
Aw, at least she's cute.
5 / 20
Sharp-witted
Er, maybe keep an eye on this one.
6 / 20
Poopy face
That's about right.
7 / 20
Um …
That's a spicy meatball
8 / 20
Ouch
That's gotta hurt.
9 / 20
Spelling test
You never know.
10 / 20
How dare you?
Son of a ... wait a second.
11 / 20
Loud and proud
Savage AF.
12 / 20
Rain men
If only ...
13 / 20
It’s the not knowing
Every parent's worst nightmare.
14 / 20
Splish-splash
Because, this.
15 / 20
No kisses for you
There's love there, really.
16 / 20
How old do you feel?
THIS OLD.
17 / 20
What does this even mean?
Shudder.
18 / 20
Do they even know the vibe they’re putting out?
Cute but creepy.
19 / 20
Send help
Sleeping with one eye open since Nov. 19, 2016.
20 / 20
THIS.
All of this, all the time.
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