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Breaktime

15 of the Most Hilarious Valentine’s Day Cards You Can Buy This Year

by Brent Furdyk

February 7, 2017

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and if that special someone has a sense of humour you may want to consider making your feelings known with one of these out-of-the-ordinary cards.

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Swipe Right

The perfect gift for your February 14 Tinder hookup.

Funny Valentine's Card - You'll Do, $4.

someecards.com

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Secret Admirer

The ideal card to celebrate Valentine's Day when your admirer is both secret and imaginary.

Someecards.com.

A T-Swift Valentine

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A T-Swift Valentine

Hey, at least she'll be able to write a no. 1 song about the inevitable breakup.

Funny Valentine's Card - Be Mine, $5.43.

Etsy

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Get Happy

Let's call that a win-win.

Funny Valentine's Card - I Just Want You To Be Happy, $5.04.

Vader Valentine

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Vader Valentine

It's a rare Valentine's Day card that makes you exclaim, "Holy Sith!"

Funny Valentine's Card - Darth Vader, $6.11

Rowhouse14.com

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You’re Weird

Is there a better day to get weird than Valentine's Day?

Funny Valentine's Card - You're So Weird, $4.50

The Morning After

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The Morning After

Now THAT'S saying something.

Funny Valentine's Card - You Were Worth the Hangover, $5.434

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Just Kidding…

... but you probably figured that out already.

Funny Valentine's Card - You're the Reason I Wake Up, $5.43

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Beard Ban

Hear that, hipsters?

Funny Valentine's Card - Hipster Love Card, $4.

Horrible Choices

someecards.com

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Horrible Choices

You probably have a few friends who could use this card...

Funny Valentine's Card - Horrible Choices.

Etsy

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The Worst

"I knew I wasn't the worst!"

Funny Valentine's Card - People Are the Worst, $6.11

Valentine’s Wisdom

emilymcdowell.com

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Valentine’s Wisdom

It's tough to argue with the logic.

Funny Valentine's Card - Dating Some Idiot, US$4.50

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Time to Run…

From that special stalker you didn't realize you had...

Funny Valentine's Card - You'll Do, US$4.50

Now THAT’S Love

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Now THAT’S Love

It takes a special someone to overlook something like this...

Funny Valentine's Card - I Still Love You, $6.11

Happy Kanyetine’s Day!

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Happy Kanyetine’s Day!

You have to admit, that's a LOT of love.

Funny Valentine's Card - You'll Do, $5.42

Written ByBrent Furdyk

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