North Korea's Mangyongdae Children's Palace is a place where young kids go to learn everything from music to sports to foreign languages to computing skills. And when we say 'learn,' we mean 'become genius prodigies that make the rest of the world's skills seem pathetically lame by comparison."

One example of many? This wee little girl. When she's not busy banging away on the xylophone like an army of Lionel Hamptons, she's banging away on the drums like the renegade offspring of Keith Moon and Sheila E.