The first time I came across one of those claw-shaped head massagers was 20 years ago. I was at some novelty store in downtown Pittsburgh, and there it was, perched on the wall like some kind of exotic mystery object. I tried it on for size, so to speak, and long story short: mind blown. Ultimate relaxation ecstasy.

The adorable Husky in this video knows what I'm talking about. A few seconds of head scratching from this magic device and all the world's problems seem to melt away. Why pay $80 to a professional masseuse like some kind of grade-A sucker? Nuts to that -- just do what adorable Husky and I do, and trust us, life shall be grand.