Your Secret High School Behaviour

I’m a grown woman, so I’m really not permitted to put posters of hot men on my walls. Recently, I’ve been watching some “intelligent grown-up drama” courtesy of David Simon’s Generation Kill and Emmy darling Mad Men. Here’s the sad secret I refrain from telling people at dinner parties while impressing them with my supersmart taste: part of the reason I watch these shows is for the incredibly hot men. Hello, Sergeant Hottie. Hello, Don Draper. Yes, you may. Don’t know what the question was, but you may.
The sad truth is that I’m now inclined to admire male beauty so much more than I ever was during my high school years (it might have something to do with the fact that I wore black eyeliner and insisted upon listening to Nirvana’s Nevermind at least once a day, but whatever). Other things I’m now catching up on: prissy high school melodramas (see: The Hills and Gossip Girl! Love you, Chase Crawford!) and relentless enjoyment of top 40 pop a la Carrie Underwood. I’m not ashamed to say Before He Cheats is a good song, dammit! So what are your guilty pleasures? What secret high school-esque behaviour do you indulge in? Tellmetelltellme! OMG TTYL!!
Posted By: Robotic Hottie