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Guinea Pig Experiment #17: Podfitness

There’s a gym in my building that I never use because I don’t really like working out on machines. I prefer classes because I’m told exactly what to do and don’t get bored. A personal trainer might force me to power through more than 10 minutes before going back upstairs and eating chocolate… but I can’t afford one.

Some Like It Hot

Guinea Pig Experiment #11: Hot Yoga The Problem: I need to add “limber” to my list of awesome skills.

Kayak It Like It’s Hot

If I take a kayaking lesson, I am closer to being able to MacGyver my way out of any situation. Such as a kayaking situation.

En Garde!

I thought fencing would be very cool. Most of what I knew about it came from my ownership of The Princess Bride DVD. I was all like, “My name is Nicolle Weeks. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” Oh, I was ready all right. Who knew that it was an art and a science? Well, fencers and Wikipedia. But not me.

Be a Booty Girl

The problem: My flabby butt. Hypothesis: If I go to hip-hop class, then I can booty shake with the best of them while maintaining a “slammin” body (see Save the Last Dance for proper usage of the word “slammin”).

Feel Sexy and Work Yo' Belly

The problem: My un-Shakira-like dance floor shenanigans. Hypothesis: If I go to bellydance class, then I can learn to writhe and jiggle in a sexy manner while working several muscle groups.

Bend It Like Beckham with Pilates

The problem: Where to begin? Well, how about with my un-toned muscles and inability to touch my toes without bending my knees. Hypothesis: If I go to Pilates class, I will be relaxed, long, lean and will be able to wear yoga pants without a baggy t-shirt over top.

Go Sledding, Girl

The Problem: My inability to pull myself away from making sock puppets and watching movies on snowy weekends in the city. Hypothesis: If I go dog sledding, I will feel more in touch with our lovely Canadian winters and I will have a better story to tell at the next social function (anything is better than “I made a sock puppet Saturday night”).

 
 
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