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He's Just Not That Into You

When it comes to dating most people are cowards. Especially on the first few dates. They’ll do anything to ‘gently’ shake you if they think you’re not the right one. With Valentine’s Day just around the corner here are five subtle hints translated. Hopefully you can save yourself the heartache of months spent psychoanalyzing, stalking and getting all butterfly bellied over someone who’s just not that into you.

Colour Therapy

According to colour therapy or chromotherapy. Surrounding yourself with colours from the rest of the rainbow can change your emotional, spiritual, and even physical well-being.

Spring/Summer Fashion Trends

The runways for Spring/Summer 08 were rife with mixed messages. Bold florals are big but so are masculine, man-tailored pieces. Bright graphics showed up on some catwalks, while others featured feminine floaty layers ― and you just wanted a cute new sundress! Read on for realistic translations of the season’s most popular trends.

The Manslator

A few weeks ago we discussed what guys think you mean when you start with the double-talking jibber-jabber (that’s a technical term). As I admitted before, we happen to suck at this particular form of discourse, but that doesn’t stop us from trying.

What Your Outfit Says To Him

Can’t decide what to wear on a first date? Let our experts (normal guys with fashion opinions) guide you.

Karma

When you do nice things, you do them for the sheer joy of being the wonderful person that you are. But come on, it wouldn’t hurt for the universe to throw a little something back to you to show its gratitude, right?

Body Talk

A little bit of bloating, the odd gaseous episode and a mysterious rash now and then are symptoms we often ignore. Okay, maybe not the rash so much, but you get the point. The thing is that a lot of the time our bodies are trying to tell us something about what we’re eating (or not eating).

Body Language

How to tell if your friends are lying when they say they love your new haircut.

Fashion Glossary

The designers, models and fashion lingo all true fashionistas already know

What IS your coworker talking about?

They’re there everyday, right next to you or, at best, down the hall. You just want to put in your time and get your job done, without being subjected to their unsolicited two cents each time you venture for a bathroom break. Putting your fingers

The Boyfriend Translator

He says: We don’t need a special day to be romantic, we can show our love for each other every day. He means: I really don’t want to pay the $49.99 for roses when I could spend that money at my weekly poker game.

 
 
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