Ever wonder what your sex life says about you? It’s true, your deepest, darkest desires definitely reveal something about your personality, your motivations, and your real feelings. That’s why we took the time to develop a nifty date slash sex move translator to tell you which sex move corresponds with which date you’re planning. Have fun and be safe!
The Missionary Position – Dinner and a Movie
Despite getting a bad rap, this position is probably the most common. Man on top is an old go-to favourite, but is definitely sort of run of the mill. Therefore, the missionary definitely goes nicely with the tried-and-true dinner and a movie date.
The Spoon – Ice Skating
Aw, who doesn’t love spooning? Jerks. That’s why it’s a fun move. It’s also a truly intimate and loving one. That’s why it warrants a cute date such as ice skating.
Doggy Style – One Night Stand
Let’s face it, doing it doggy style doesn’t actually necessitate a lot of loving caresses. In fact, you don’t even really need to touch each other (except in your bathing suit areas) or look at each other. This position is great for a one-night stand.
Girl on Top – Paintball
After this adventurous date, why not show your fellow what you’re capable of doing in the sack? One of the best opportunities for a woman to be in control, this position takes some gall (he’ll see everything).
Against the Wall – Work Party
When there’s no time for foreplay (or lying down), against the wall will have to do. It can be darn exciting and when you add the naughty bonus, things can move along rather quickly. Which will come in handy when you’re stuffed in the janitor’s closet at your next work party.
69 – Strip Club
For the daring among us, a trip to the strip club can be quite the turn-on. And if you’re into that and you’re turned on by seeing graphic nether-region stuff, then it’s a given that you’ll be 69ing til the morning. Have fun with that!
Bent Over – House Party
Similar to a work party environment, one has to be quick when there are so many others milling around. If you can sneak into an unknowing occupant’s bedroom to do the nasty, bending over a chair might be the quickest way to get your jollies.
Handjob – Pizza and Video Games
A mark of the teenager, pizza and video games are both delicious and entertaining, but can be slightly unsatisfying. Much like a handjob. You’re almost doing it, but not quite ready to take the leap.
Sitting Up – Yoga Class
This sensual position is great for the sleek among us and requires strength and agility. After a refreshing yoga class and green tea combo, climb on your sweetie and give him the time of his 835th life.